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Originally Posted by Cleo
I really shouldn't look at my sales stats this early in the morning.  |
I keep getting rebills on a NATS program, though I can't seem to find where or when I had the initial sales ('sells' for anti-grammarians) in their stats. That bugs the piss out of me, but not enough to contact the sponsor and risk losing a few free bucks.
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Originally Posted by Simon
cd34 is the winner from yesterday's "why did this boat sink" question.
The boatyard did actually tell him it was "because of all the water inside the boat."
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I guessed that they had moored their boat in a location of especially strong gravity. Gravity kills. (I've been saying that since my 23rd birthday when a two story stone wall collapsed, burying my best friend. Don't worry, though I had to dig him out, his worst injury was a broken hand. Life lesson: Never pass time by taunting a 200 year-old stone wall while standing in the basement of a house which had burned and collapsed many years prior. Just because the wall withstood the fire, decades of environmental abuse and low-quality graffiti, doesn't mean that it's going to take your shit too.)
Good morning. Having the wife and kids home has thrown me off balance, much like that stone wall, and I forgot to take the garbage to the curb. Now, I'm expected to make breakfast.