[Useless]

It's nice having the wife home again after a 20+ day absence. I thought she would try to convince me to move to Florida, but she hasn't. She doesn't have to return for a second month, as was initially planned, so that's cool.

The kids were really happy with their Christmas gifts this year, so I suppose this means I should do all of the shopping by myself every year. The wife and I did go out at the last minute and pick up two of those Commander gaming chairs for them. I think I'd like one as my desk chair. I'm wondering how much vibration would occur while watching porn?

We have a post-Christmas party to go to at the wife's cousin's house tonight, and by strange coincidence I had a dream about her cousin's wife laying naked on our couch this morning. (Her boobs were smaller than I expected, but she had a nice tan.)