Detox diets sound like a real pain in the ass.
I did see a thing on TV one time where they used an electrified footbath to pull the toxins out of your body. I would much prefer an easy tech solution to actually using all that will power to do something.
But then there is the fat virus
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,482788,00.html
Also the high blood pressure virus
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...0514221915.htm