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Use scary rss parser to build the html and then have it write that html into a template html page that replaces the page you have the rss in.

scary rss parser will build the html and cache it, but you're gonna have to hack in some php to make it write to a template instead of a cachefile.

The best thing to do is use htaccess in that directory to make html files parse php and just add it with php.