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Originally Posted by ned02
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I really should correct this.
G2B is down and has been down for about a month.
It came back for about 2 days and promptly died again.
According to Twan it's down for "planned maintenance".
When the "planned maintenance" lasts more then a month it means it's time for a top ten list of bullshit excuses:
1- How do I let my user community down easy while still preserving the membership that drives my attached advertising.
2- This piece of shit is way to hard to fix. How smart do you think I am anyway ?!
3- Sorry I use a hosting company that was funded by Bernie Madoff
4- If only I could find that backup tape....
5- Enough freeloading you cheap bastards go out and buy a copy of Gallery Scraper!
6- I don't feel good I need more fiber
7- I hired her, she was really good looking with nice tits too. I told her "don't hit that alt button"....What can I tell you, my prick stood up and my brains got buried along with G2B
8- What do you mean you don't write all your posts personally?
9- It's free...what'd you expect
10- You want me to fix it now?? But the world cup soccer championships is on...
