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Old 2012-07-05, 08:38 PM   #1
Greenguy
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Sleepy Sometimes, I just shake my head.....

I got a trade request in Linkspun today & the site they wanted me to link to had this beauty pop under it:
http://www.tube1sex.com/

Usually, I just close the browser, decline the trade & move on. But something caught my eye on this one: the preview pic for "ARAB TUBES". Now, I have to assume that there's not a lot of smoothly shaved big fat Arab pussies out there, so I decided to peruse the page a bit & see what other odd preview pics they had.

Take a look at:
MASTURBATION TUBES - I think they might be able to find someone a little bit sexier
HAIRY PUSSY TUBES - Kinda an odd angle
GROUP SEX TUBES - How old are these people?
MEN TUBES - Now THAT'S a cock!
CELEBRITIES TUBES - I have no idea who that is either
GERMAN TUBES - Is that a guy in a dress?
CUCKOLD TUBES - The proportion of the black guy fucking her seems to be slightly distorted
ITALIAN TUBES - Who knew old Italian men wore the gray version of Tighty Wighties
INDIAN TUBES - Coffee, tea, or me?
SHEMALE TUBES - Easily the BEST preview pic on here - or anywhere for that matter!
PUBLIC NUDITY TUBES - Because someone is always offering you a bottle of champagne while you're fuking n public
TOYS TUBES - I guess that, technically, a bed post is a "toy"
BABES TUBES - Easily the 2nd BEST preview pic on here!
FISTING TUBES - WTF?!
FACIAL TUBES - Oh! I get it! They think it means the girls FACE!
EROTIC TUBES - I guess Jennifer Anniston is erotic...
FLASHING TUBES - Aside from the obvious, what has me perplexed is, assuming that's the helmet of his cock in his hand, where's the rest of him?
BIG COCK TUBES - Yup. That's a big cock.
DP TUBES - Apparently, DP's have to do with one woman & a vaccuum cleaner
SOFTCORE TUBES - ...and Softcore has to do with a man, a woman, and a hulla hoop

I thought it was funny...maybe you will too
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