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Last night I brought in a bag of dried cow intestines and put them on the chair on top of the pair of trousers I had already sorted out to wear today. The bag must have leaked a bit and the scent of dried cow intestines soaked into my trousers, because all day today dogs have been coming up to me, sniffing my legs, then sitting down in front of me begging for some of the intestines and following me when I walk off!
The most embarrassing was a dog belonging to Lee Hurst (a comedian who starred in a couple of TV shows in Britain). His dog sat in front of me barking, then when Lee tried to drag him away he growled at him as though he was going to rip the poor guy's arms off if he didn't let him scrounge some cow intestines from me!
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