It may be too early where you are, but here it is well past lunchtime, I had fish.
Saw a complete idiot in the Fish And Chip shop I got my lunch from. He walked up to the counter and asked "What is the difference between cod and plaice, taste wise?" That is an almost impossible question to answer, but the fryer tried and gave as helpful an explanation as possible. The customer thought about his answer for a moment then decided "I'll have scampi." !!!
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