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I walk a friend's dog on weekdays, while he is at work. He recently bought a puppy, a young Rhodesian ridgeback. Because it is still a puppy and only needs short walks, he walks the ridgeback and I give his adult dog (husky) a longer walk. But when the puppy is old enough for long walks I'll be walking him too.

Last night I found out that ridgeback was bred to hunt lions! Now to keep a dog under control you have to convince the dog that you are better, stronger, more alpha male than the dog. And since this dog is better, stronger, more alpha male than a lion, I have got to be even more "better, stronger, more alpha male" than a lion.

I think I'm dead!