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Originally Posted by JAI-LING
Remember that thing the bible? Genesis, something something. And on the 7th day, God took a nap.  |
Yeah, but the 7th day is Saturday. Sunday was the 1st day, the day He began creating everything. Biblically the week starts on Sunday and ends on Saturday, because God worked Sunday to Friday then rested on Saturday.
Incidentally, because of this, all Christians will go to hell, because they are going against the word of God, they deliberately changed Saturday to Sunday because this was the religious day for a Roman sun god. In the eyes of the bible, this is about the most serious sin they could commit. So all Christians will burn in hell for all eternity. Only the Jews and Muslims will go to heaven, because unlike the Christians they keep the day God specified as the Lord's day.
Ooops, nope, sorry I forgot...... Muslims and Jews wear clothes. According to the bible, this is the second worst sin. God wants all humans to be naked at all times (God is a pervert). Wearing clothes is effectively rubbing in the eating the apple thing. So all Muslims and Jews will go to hell too.
Gonna be crowded down there.
I guess the only people going to heaven are the Atheists. And they are going to be really, really, really embarrassed when they get there!
