Is Mexico on the Internet? If so you could probably buy all the Mexican shit you want online, so never have to visit the actual country.
That is what I do with the USA.
Got some tomato and sweet red pepper sauce, (which is a sort of fancy pre-prepared bolognese sauce) on special offer. Gonna try it on soya tonight.
Puppy News
Dogs are definitely
not colour blind! The puppy looks for lost tennis balls in the park. Most are green, a few orange, and some red. When he has a choice, he always picks the red one. So he must be able to see colours!
He has also worked out that the best way to find tennis balls is to hunt them in their lair. So, if there is no one on it, he always drags me into the tennis courts, because he knows that is where the balls live!
Cat News
Am also looking after two cats. One of them is a junky whore!
When their humans are home, the cats get given a type of cat treat called "Dreamies" from time to time. I'm told that the most expensive part of my friend's holiday is the cost in Dreamies, as I give them so many of these treats while they are away! What my friends don't know is that I don't give them Dreamies. Instead I keep a bowl full on the side (where the cats go but the dogs can't reach) and let them help themselves when they want some. I just top the bowl up a couple of times a day.
Turns out they eat a hell of a lot of Dreamies when there is a 24 hour "all you can eat" buffet on the go!
However, at the moment one of them is suffering from a digestive problem, so I can't do this. They are allowed a few Dreamies every now and then, but not too many. And that is how I discovered that one of them is a junky whore!
Normally she won't let you stroke her. But at the moment she will come up to me at anytime and let me stroke her whenever I like. Provided I reward her with some Dreamies afterwards!