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Weirdest "American Werewolf" type dream last night:
I was dreaming something strange and woke up on the bed in the lounge. Lay there for a while before remembering that I don't have a bed in the lounge! Realised I was still dreaming and woke up again in a friend's yard with him laughing at how "goofy" I looked trying to decide if I was really awake. I laughed too until I realised I did not know this guy, he looked like standard casting for the "teenage kid of black neighbour" that they used to shoehorn into 70's sitcoms to prove that they were "racially equal" in casting. I also noticed that I was also a teenager, it is a long time since I was a teenager, and anyway, how can I be seeing myself from another perspective, that is impossible.... Oh God, I'm still asleep aren't I?
Finally woke up in my own bed at last and my dog came over to comfort me (or because he wanted some attention, I had slept the clock round). As I stroked him two things puzzled me.
1) I don't agree with this fad of dressing up dogs, so how come my dog is wearing a Chinese dragon costume?
2) I don't actually own a dog !!!!!
Woke up yet again in my own bed (without non existent dog) and am now typing this out on the board. The only thing that worries me is "Am I awake now?" I mean I think I am a web designer/author/fledgling film maker living in London, but perhaps I am a certified accountant living in Bristol who is dreaming that he is a designer/author/fledgling film maker living in London and typing on a web board. And I'm about to wake up and find a pile of files that need auditing?
And if this is a dream, who are all you people? Are those posts I just read and imagination of my dreaming, or are there really little people in my dreams typing things on non existent computers connected to an imaginary Internet.
One thing is for sure. You may think cannabis is good, but nothing beats catching a nasty strength sapping bug for really fucking up your mind!
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