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ecchi · 2016-02-23, 04:58 AM

Currently need to use pliers every time I urinate.

Getting lazy, I did not do the washing until I only had one old pair of trousers left clean. The idea was to get up early, bring a pair in off the line, and finish drying them on the radiator while wearing the old pair. Trouble was, it poured with rain all night and most of the morning, and the trousers were so wet there was no way the radiator would dry them in time. Even if I had a tumble drier I doubt I could have dried them, they were dripping (even a Hotpoint tumble drier, the kind that are apparently drying clothes by setting themselves alight and burning the house down around the clothes).

So I am wearing the old trousers today. Trouble is, the zip is broken, needs a pair of pliers to open/close it. So I'm wandering around with a pair of pliers in my pocket in case I get the need to urinate!

Puppy News

Due to train problems I arrived a lot later than usual to walk the dogs. Normally the first thing I do when I arrive is have a cup of coffee, but when I'm late I just have a quick glass of water. However today I was not feeling well, needed strong coffee, a handful of aspirin, and a sit down. The puppy objected, it had gone "walkie time" and he wanted to go. So he sat on his bed whimpering at me!

But the last straw for the puppy was when I went to the toilet before taking him out. While I was sitting there, doing what you do, the puppy was frantically scratching at the toilet door to tell me to come out and walk him!

2016-02-23, 04:58 AM	#5
ecchi Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: About to be evicted!!!! Posts: 4,082	Currently need to use pliers every time I urinate. Getting lazy, I did not do the washing until I only had one old pair of trousers left clean. The idea was to get up early, bring a pair in off the line, and finish drying them on the radiator while wearing the old pair. Trouble was, it poured with rain all night and most of the morning, and the trousers were so wet there was no way the radiator would dry them in time. Even if I had a tumble drier I doubt I could have dried them, they were dripping (even a Hotpoint tumble drier, the kind that are apparently drying clothes by setting themselves alight and burning the house down around the clothes). So I am wearing the old trousers today. Trouble is, the zip is broken, needs a pair of pliers to open/close it. So I'm wandering around with a pair of pliers in my pocket in case I get the need to urinate! Puppy News Due to train problems I arrived a lot later than usual to walk the dogs. Normally the first thing I do when I arrive is have a cup of coffee, but when I'm late I just have a quick glass of water. However today I was not feeling well, needed strong coffee, a handful of aspirin, and a sit down. The puppy objected, it had gone "walkie time" and he wanted to go. So he sat on his bed whimpering at me! But the last straw for the puppy was when I went to the toilet before taking him out. While I was sitting there, doing what you do, the puppy was frantically scratching at the toilet door to tell me to come out and walk him!