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Old 2016-09-05, 10:35 AM   #2
Cleo
Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West
 
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I'm salt water, sun, and kayaking hungover after spending all day at a Kayaking Water Party on the Haulover Sandbar. I feel like a burnt piece of leather that has been run over by a herd of animals. Doing better than the group of drunken idiots that rented a canoe instead of a kayak and then, after getting drunk, repeatedly tipped over soaking all their smartphone into the bay that were not in waterproof cases and had to be rescued by a boater. People always wonder why I don't drink when kayaking. This is just one of the reasons.

My mentally disturbed Air BnB guest just checked out. Came home two days ago when he first got here and saw all my windows open even though I had my A/C on. He said that without the windows open the house did not have enough oxygen. Gave him a choice of A/C or windows open and he went with windows open. It was 96˚F with 88% humidity yesterday. I almost went to a friend's place to stay last night.

Sitting here enjoying my A/C before going to a pool party later.
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