Morning!
My mom...
She calls me into her room yesterday because "there's strange words on my TV". I look and it's the Closed Caption text, but it's in Spanish. She tells me "I don't know what button I pushed". You're probably thinking "How the fuck do you even do that??" She somehow managed to 1st turn on the SAP, changing everything to Spanish, then the CC, translating the Spanish audio to text. Assuming we all have an internal clock, my mom's blinks 12:00
I don't think we're doing our Thursday wings thing at the local watering hole tonight, which is good for my liver, but sucks because we won't do it next Thursday (Yell's oldest is getting married the next day) or the next Thursday (Bills home preseason game) and probably not the Thursday after that (Erie County Fair
) so it'll be a month until we can do it again & I know everyone will forget about it... This is how we fall out of contact with people
Anyway, I've got porn to sling
