Morning!
A local brewery has apparently captured the essence of my assholedness & canned it:
I shared it on the Social Medias with the text:
Now you can become the asshole that is me 24/7 by drinking Awesome Jenkins. 11.7% ABV. Results may vary. Contact your doctor before ingestion. May or may not cure the coronavirus. Accept no substitutes. Not a true representation of the Jenkins Asshole gene. Jebus Saves!
My funk is
Not too bad, but not that great. Working til I have to go to the chiro & then take my niece to visit my mom. She's turning 21 on the 15th and so far has said yes to allowing her drunken uncle to take her out drinking all day Sunday
Even The Bitch is gonna do some drinking
Other than that...
