Ants…
There is these small red ones here that attack you and sting you like bees called Fire Ants.
Then there is these giant cockroaches called
Palmetto Bug. They eat ants and just about anything else they find. They are all over the place down here. Sometimes if you move a rock or something hundreds of them come running out. They are get pretty big, I've seen ones as big as a baby mouse. At night you can hear them walking across your windows.
You have to be careful when outdoors here. You can't sit in the grass or you may end up with fire ant stings all over. The palmetto bugs seem to manage to end up trying to hide by running up your leg on the inside of your pants.
Remind me why I live here again?