Here ya go Greenie
Figure you can get a good laugh for a while - but this is the best I can get where I am:
Speed
26.6 kilobits per second
Communications 26.6 kilobits per second
Storage 3.3 kilobytes per second
1MB file download 5.2 minutes
Subjective rating Very slow
and Ive been working on this type of connection for the last 6 years - I wouldn't know what to do with all the free time if I had anything faster LOL