I'm a reality nut: Big Brother, Survivor, I'm a Celebrity Get me Out Of Here...trouble is, I hate to be less than patriotic, but Australian and US shows beat ours hands down.
For instance...in the uk big brother this year we had kissing...kissing! Then, this girl gets evicted, and gets thrown into the Aussie big brother. What does she do? Kiss? Hug?
She gives blow jobs and hand job in the fucking hot tub! Screws 3 other housemates!!
You know what else? We actually have to pay for a tv listen to watch this shit? Christ, if I'm paying I wanna see blow jobs at the very least!!
