More sexy librarian stories... yes yes, I know, off topic
Librarian Valerie Shahan is in danger of being tarred and feathered by the upstanding citizens of Concrete because she's also a dominatrix known as Lady Jane Grey who runs her own website...
http://www.skagitvalleyherald.com/ar...ews/news05.txt
Now frightened parents don't want their kids to go to the library LOL. Perhaps worried she'll whip them into line if they don't return their books.
Which leads me to...
*Conan the Librarian*
(In Weird Al's UHF, he hacks a kid with overdue book in half with a sword)
Right, went REALLY off topic, didn't I?