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PussyCash is giving 100 affiliates a GRAND TOTAL OF $60,000 in expenses paid to go to Internext!
August 15, 2004
Hollywood, Florida: Organisers at the 2004 Internext Expo were stunned today when wide-eyed webmaster Floyd P. Coltrane came close to enjoying himself to death.
“We couldn’t believe it,” said show manager Renee Johnston. “I’ve seen people have fun before, but it’s going to take plastic surgery to get that smile off his face.”
Mr Coltrane was one of the winners of the PussyCash $60,000 Internext promotion and had been treated to a $200 flight to Florida, a free pass to the expo, and an invitation to the PussyCash party.
“I had a blast,” Mr Coltrane told reporters from his bed at the Paris Hilton Memorial Hospital for the Terminally Grinning. “I’ve never had so much fun in all my life, not since that time when I overdosed on laughing gas at the dentist. I think one of my testicles may have exploded toward the end of the party, but it was worth it.”
Doctors are fearful that other patients may need treatment in the days to come. “I hear there are 99 others out there who are in a similar condition to this man,” said Dr. Brian Luxury-Yacht. “It’s going to put a terrible strain on my nurses.”
Directors at PussyCash agreed that, while they could be held morally responsible for happiness overdoses in some of their webmasters, any cases of exploding testicles were outside their jurisdiction.
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