PussyCash is giving 100 affiliates a GRAND TOTAL OF $60,000 in expenses paid to go to Internext!
Classified: Eyes Only
Official Report: PussyCash War Room
Extensive intelligence reports and satellite imagery show the possibility of hidden arsenals of Weapons of Ass Destruction (WAD) at the upcoming Internext convention in Florida. The PussyCash excutive branch and the PussyCash militant wing have agreed that something must be done about the WAD or the convention will become a big pain in the ass for everyone attending. Literally. PussyCash's treasury has allotted a $60,000 budget to finance an attack on Internext and it has been agreed that only the finest trained and porn-hardened webmasters should be sent on this mission.
Mission Details:
PussyCash Commandos shall travel inconspicuously to Internext. They must make all attempts to keep their cover during their reconnoiter. This may include consuming generous amounts of alcohol, sunbathing, swimming, and drunken table dancing at inappropriate locations. Urinating in hotel lobby rubber tree pots is also considered and excellent cover.
They shall gather at the big PussyCash party and enjoy themselves for several hours.
The Commandos should engage in 'meet & greet' type reconnaisance with other adult webmasters from around the world.
They should also use their Internet Expo Pass to gain access to all areas of the convention.
***Everything within the elite webmasters' abilities must be done before this unknown enemy releases his WAD on the unsuspecting crowd.
Your mission:
Send quality traffic to ImLive.com and prove that you are amongst the elite. Await further orders from PussyCash HQ.
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