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Old 2004-07-27, 11:41 AM   #5
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I too doubt that such statistics can be found.

Here are my findings:
-The average porn surfer has developed webbed toes to help wade through the pool of their spilled seed.
-The average porn surfer has developed a callous on the head of their cock from rubbing it against their desk.
-The average porn surfer's mouse hand is almost as strong as their masturbating hand.
-The average porn surfer goes from arousal to ejaculation in 10 seconds - the same length of time as the average free video clip.
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