[Cleo]

So I'm getting into the shower when I hear someone knocking at my front door. I looked out at them and when I didn't recognize them, it is not unusual to get solicitation, I didn't answer the door and instead got into the shower.

I'm in the shower when I hear my back door being broke into so I jump out of the shower, go to grab a weapon that I keep handy, but he ran away looking very scared by this big naked woman chasing after him.

I called the cops and they were about as useless as they usually are. Came in, got mud on my white carpets, asked me a bunch of dumb question and then said "so he didn't actually steal anything then" and left after giving me his card.