Awesome advice. Exactly what I was looking for. Thanks.

I'll keep working on the sales text.
I think I'll do a little research today, check out the first couple dozen sites in my next niche on Penisbot or hoes. Not to copy... just to see how they do it, and what looks good.
And re: colors could be better on call to action... did you mean the yellow on green? I was trying to stand out but fear I may have erred on the side of butt ugly color combo.