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Old 2004-10-07, 08:05 PM   #12
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I have been practicing scuttling my office as my wife raids it wearing a John Ashcroft mask and a Nazi uniform. Then, as she demands my 2257 records, I push her to the floor for a short bout of anal sex with me yelling 'how's that feel Mr. Ashcroft?' We've run this raid drill twice a day for the last three weeks. It is very taxing. Does the bit about the mask sound gay to you? It's difficult to remain erect while thinking about Ashcroft. Have you heard him sing?
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