Baseball is perhaps the most boring so-called Sport to exist.
Either the guy hits it or he doesn't.
If he hits it either it's a foul or fair ball.
If it's a fair ball either he gets to his base or not.
Where is the physical competition? Where is the violence?
There is no impending doom in baseball. Maybe a blister or athlete's foot. <shrug>
3+ HOURS of that- I can't take.
Now, Torn's version sounds very cool!
