I decided that instead of going to the gym I would tear out the one remaining piece of my kitchen and call someone to haul away this big fucking mess.
So now I can say that I even threw out the kitchen sink.
I called "We haul Trash" and someone that sounded drunk or hungover or both said that he would be here later today with a 10' trailer and for $250 he would take as much as I could fit on the trailer. He is suppose to be here after lunch. I'll believe this when I see it.