But my house is going to look so nice now.
Florida's four seasons…
The enjoy the freshly remodelled home and open your windows and spend 7 months enjoying the splendid weather. This is also known as tourist season when you go hunting for sunburned humans and extract all their money.
Then there is the rainy season where we go back into the land of A/C indoors and enjoy indoor activities like shopping for hurricane supplies.
Then there is the hold onto your ass as you experience the thrill of 150+ MPH winds rushing past your home. For added fun you can stick your head out the window and hang out your tongue and pretend that you are driving your house in a endurance race.
Then there is the construction season where you get a really good workout each day while learning the fine art of home building and remodeling.