[Useless]

Why peanut butter, but not walnut butter? It's rather disconcerting, isn't it?

Good morning.

After watching my wife rake the backyard for a while yesterday, I started the lawnmower and ran over the rest of the leaves, mulching them into nice small bits that cannot easily be raked. I hate raking. I much prefer letting the earth's debris rot than go through the effort of removing it all. I do, however, enjoy dumping some of it at the curb, blocking my idiot neighbors' ability to park in front of my home. I'm wondering if civilians can purchase those spike strips the cops are so proud of on the car chase shows.