In the spirit of the Olympics (Blondes)

[Linkster]

A blonde woman competed with a brunette woman and a redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke
division of a cross channel swim competition. The brunette came in first, the redhead
second. The blonde woman finally reached shore completely exhausted.After being revived
with blankets and coffee she remarked, "I don't want to call anybody a cheater, but I think I saw those other two girls use their arms

[eman]

A girl came skipping home from school one day.

"Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids
could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4,5, 6,7, 8,
9, 10!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she
yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could
only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, b, c,d, e, f, g!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she
yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other
girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to
reveal a pair of 36Cs.

"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"

"No, it's because you're 25..."

[Surfn]

Originally posted by Linkster
A blonde woman competed with a brunette woman and a redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke
division of a cross channel swim competition. The brunette came in first, the redhead
second. The blonde woman finally reached shore completely exhausted.After being revived
with blankets and coffee she remarked, "I don't want to call anybody a cheater, but I think I saw those other two girls use their arms

Sounds to me like they were cheating if they were using their arms

[pornrex]

Nice one e-man..LOL