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I'm a sissy
last night was one of those real foggy nights the kind that remind me of Jack London Novel
My power cord shorted out so I check it out decide I can just cut it splice it and be back in business no biggie. To make a long story short I stuck the end of my index finger with one of those Ginsu cut anything steak knives, the fucking knife, went right to the bone (actually the tip went into the bone a little, felt the tug when I pulled the knife back) Friggin cut is only like a quarter inch long, finger is swollen, blue, pain down to my elbow, and I've felt queasy and out of it all day. My right shoulder has been screwed up for a couple weeks pain sucks what a sissy boy 
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2004-12-14, 08:07 PM
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That will learn ya that steak knives do not belong in a tool box.
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2004-12-14, 08:20 PM
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Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some tang it would be you
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TP you sound like the kinda guy that don't keep spares around.
Ouch yeah I did that once or twice glad its always the tip of the finger and not a arm or leg hahaah |
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2004-12-14, 08:41 PM
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Thanx Guys
Wife found a Rocha (Mexican pain pill) for me so I will be stoned or asleep when the radio show starts Who needs spares Tiny, a steak knife, duct tape, bailing wire, pliers and a big fuckin hammer will fix most things 
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2004-12-14, 08:44 PM
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Is it over already?
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If you can't fix it.... duct it
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2004-12-14, 09:48 PM
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Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some tang it would be you
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hhhmmm let me know when ya use the hammer i'll pray for ya haha
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2004-12-14, 10:16 PM
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2004-12-15, 05:00 AM
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Ouch... I kinda got the shivers when I read that. For some reasons I have a disgust for knife wounds.
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2004-12-15, 09:26 AM
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I'm with Fonz - that made me cringe when I read it.
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2004-12-15, 10:10 AM
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have to take the drive down across the border for some cheap pain meds now Pat.
and don't let the girls know you're a sissy, hard to keep your pimp hand strong that way
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2004-12-15, 03:55 PM
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sue the company that made the knife
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2004-12-15, 03:55 PM
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Next time be more prepared and take the pain pill before you start working.
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2004-12-16, 06:31 AM
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ouch! sounds painful to hurt your fingers.
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