First I'm like "wha?", then I loled...

Bill · 2012-01-13, 11:39 PM

So I sign up to a new program - after signup get a "you must be approved message", does not give emails, only ICQ numbers and IDs.

I'm like, "really? ICQ? what, am I sudenly back in 2004?" - then fire it up and start sending asking about getting approval. Smile cuz both these guys have ICQ numbers WAYYYY higher than mine.

Send a message to the first guy listed - he's away. I wait an hour.

The list has two names - so I send a message to the second guy.

Wait wait wait - few hours later no response, i close ICQ, and send an email just in case that might work.

Of course no email response - email is dead for so many sponsors nowadays.

Next day I open ICQ, and get this... (my original message first)

ill 1/10/2012 6:16 PM

Hi Evano, I just signed up to mofos cash, signup page says to contact Sean or you for account approval, icq says sean is away so I am trying you...

Bill 1/10/2012 6:17 PM

I signed up as id xxxxxxxx, my real name is XXXXXXXXXX, from XXXXXXXXX, Xx, usa

Recent messages
Evano@brazzers - Ivo 1/11/2012 11:51 AM
(blinking smiley emoticon)
Evano@brazzers - Ivo 1/11/2012 11:46 AM

what are you talikng about?

Evano@brazzers - Ivo 1/11/2012 11:50 AM

who are you trying to reach'
thats the most vague sentence i have every read
not sure what program you are even refering to

Bill 6:42 PM

The program is named mofoscash, as I said in my first sentence above, altho I spelled it mofos cash, two words rather than one. You posted a notice about it's new amateur anal site on gofuckyourself. When I signed up, a message appeared after the signup form that said to contact either Sean or you to get approved as an affiliate. Sean had his ICQ set to away, and didn't respond in an hour, so I tried you, because you were the second name listed.
Bill 6:43 PM
Sean has messaged me in the meantime, so I expect he can help me get approved. Thanks.

So - even tho he's the guy who posted in gfy about mofoscash and the new site, he has no idea what I am talking about, and doesn't recognize that mofos cash must mean mofoscash. (in my defense, if I need defending, the logo has MOFOS in big white sans serif letters, and then CASH in thinner green serif letters, leading my brain to see it as MOFOS cash, emphasis on the MOFOS.)

So, whattya think is this ... "the most vague sentence you have ever read"?

Hi Evano, I just signed up to mofos cash, signup page says to contact Sean or you for account approval, icq says sean is away so I am trying you...

Now, I know by posting this I have probably wrecked my chances of getting approved*, which is too bad, as I liked the site concept, but, seriously, is the sentence that fucking vague?

(*altho this is only GGsBoard now, after all, and we mostly little fishies here nowadays...)

Useless · 2012-01-13, 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bill

So, whattya think is this ... "the most vague sentence you have ever read"?

Hi Evano, I just signed up to mofos cash, signup page says to contact Sean or you for account approval, icq says sean is away so I am trying you...

I don't want to worsen your chances, but that guy sounds like a douche. There's nothing at all vague about your sentence.

The Epic · 2012-01-13, 11:52 PM

I very much agree with UW. Nothing vague at all about that. What an ass.

Simon · 2012-01-14, 07:45 AM

HowlingWulf · 2012-01-14, 09:22 AM

I assume he didn't see your first message, and only saw the second...

Bill · 2012-01-14, 07:26 PM

I had that thought also - altho icq keeps the messages clustered together, when you are responding. I see all his messages clustered together, for example, and see all my messages above his.

I'm not a huge ICQ user, but I could easily see all my messages and all of his, in the ICQ chat window.

Such is life.

LeRoy · 2012-01-15, 02:59 PM

aff manager fail! JFC!!

If I see a random message on my ICQ, 10 times out of 10 its someone who wants porn info.

2012-01-13, 11:39 PM	#1
Bill Selling porn allows me to stay in a constant state of Bliss - ain't that a trip! Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 3,914	First I'm like "wha?", then I loled... So I sign up to a new program - after signup get a "you must be approved message", does not give emails, only ICQ numbers and IDs. I'm like, "really? ICQ? what, am I sudenly back in 2004?" - then fire it up and start sending asking about getting approval. Smile cuz both these guys have ICQ numbers WAYYYY higher than mine. Send a message to the first guy listed - he's away. I wait an hour. The list has two names - so I send a message to the second guy. Wait wait wait - few hours later no response, i close ICQ, and send an email just in case that might work. Of course no email response - email is dead for so many sponsors nowadays. Next day I open ICQ, and get this... (my original message first) ill 1/10/2012 6:16 PM Hi Evano, I just signed up to mofos cash, signup page says to contact Sean or you for account approval, icq says sean is away so I am trying you... Bill 1/10/2012 6:17 PM I signed up as id xxxxxxxx, my real name is XXXXXXXXXX, from XXXXXXXXX, Xx, usa Recent messages Evano@brazzers - Ivo 1/11/2012 11:51 AM (blinking smiley emoticon) Evano@brazzers - Ivo 1/11/2012 11:46 AM what are you talikng about? Evano@brazzers - Ivo 1/11/2012 11:50 AM who are you trying to reach' thats the most vague sentence i have every read not sure what program you are even refering to Bill 6:42 PM The program is named mofoscash, as I said in my first sentence above, altho I spelled it mofos cash, two words rather than one. You posted a notice about it's new amateur anal site on gofuckyourself. When I signed up, a message appeared after the signup form that said to contact either Sean or you to get approved as an affiliate. Sean had his ICQ set to away, and didn't respond in an hour, so I tried you, because you were the second name listed. Bill 6:43 PM Sean has messaged me in the meantime, so I expect he can help me get approved. Thanks. So - even tho he's the guy who posted in gfy about mofoscash and the new site, he has no idea what I am talking about, and doesn't recognize that mofos cash must mean mofoscash. (in my defense, if I need defending, the logo has MOFOS in big white sans serif letters, and then CASH in thinner green serif letters, leading my brain to see it as MOFOS cash, emphasis on the MOFOS.) So, whattya think is this ... "the most vague sentence you have ever read"? Hi Evano, I just signed up to mofos cash, signup page says to contact Sean or you for account approval, icq says sean is away so I am trying you... Now, I know by posting this I have probably wrecked my chances of getting approved, which is too bad, as I liked the site concept, but, seriously, is the sentence that fucking vague? (altho this is only GGsBoard now, after all, and we mostly little fishies here nowadays...) Last edited by Bill; 2012-01-13 at 11:45 PM..

2012-01-13, 11:52 PM	#3
The Epic I want to set the record straight - I thought the cop was a prostitute Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 298	I very much agree with UW. Nothing vague at all about that. What an ass. __________________ My Top 2 Programs Pimp Roll - Amazing Retention NS Cash - Best Converting

2012-01-14, 07:45 AM	#4
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2012-01-14, 09:22 AM	#5
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2012-01-15, 02:59 PM	#7
LeRoy "Young dumb and full of cum" Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Porn Valley Posts: 2,370	aff manager fail! JFC!! If I see a random message on my ICQ, 10 times out of 10 its someone who wants porn info. __________________ JAPANESE ADULT AFFILIATE PROGRAM

2012-01-14, 07:26 PM	#6
Bill Selling porn allows me to stay in a constant state of Bliss - ain't that a trip! Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 3,914	I had that thought also - altho icq keeps the messages clustered together, when you are responding. I see all his messages clustered together, for example, and see all my messages above his. I'm not a huge ICQ user, but I could easily see all my messages and all of his, in the ICQ chat window. Such is life.