Top 10 Reasons to Vote for Dubya

SirMoby · 2004-10-02, 03:32 PM

10 what’s the point in having a military if don’t kill something
9 more Americans without health care is good
8 we need more uzies on the street
7 we’re the 2nd most imprisoned country and damn it! we can be #1
6 there is just too much freedom of speech
5 over 1,000 US and over 20,000 Iraqi lives is a small price to pay for … why are we there again?
4 Americans are great not like those foreigners in the UN
3 religion, justice … what's the difference?
2 we had way too many jobs before he was elected
1 you mean Osama isn't from Iraq!

Anyone have any thing to add?

Bill · 2004-10-02, 04:14 PM

11. The artificial limb industry provides great jobs replacing young soldier's hands and feet!

12. Oooops! Those jobs were just outsourced to China. Hey, the chinese need jobs too, so they can buy Iraqi oil.

MadMax · 2004-10-02, 06:55 PM

13. Civil liberties are old fashioned, just like the Constitution!

14. School prayer should be mandatory!

15. We should give poor kids tax money to go to private schools where prayer IS mandatory!

16. Clinton lied and we didn't throw him out!

17. We need a President with the guts to lie to the American people then lie about lying!

docholly · 2004-10-02, 07:01 PM

18. Women don't need to have control over their bodies, that's what men are for.
19. No child left behind means they ALL get to go to Iraq at age 18. unless of course your daddy is rich or a politian.
20. Of course dragging a man in chains behind a truck until his head bobs off is not a hate crime, its just having fun on a Saturday night.
21. Family values includes teaching our children how to make Fake ID's so our 19 yr old daughter's can Drink Legally.

Of course i left out how WONDERFUL i think Homeland Security is.

2004-10-02, 07:01 PM	#4
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2004-10-02, 03:32 PM	#1
SirMoby Jim? I heard he's a dirty pornographer. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 2,706	Top 10 Reasons to Vote for Dubya 10 what’s the point in having a military if don’t kill something 9 more Americans without health care is good 8 we need more uzies on the street 7 we’re the 2nd most imprisoned country and damn it! we can be #1 6 there is just too much freedom of speech 5 over 1,000 US and over 20,000 Iraqi lives is a small price to pay for … why are we there again? 4 Americans are great not like those foreigners in the UN 3 religion, justice … what's the difference? 2 we had way too many jobs before he was elected 1 you mean Osama isn't from Iraq! Anyone have any thing to add?

2004-10-02, 04:14 PM	#2
Bill Selling porn allows me to stay in a constant state of Bliss - ain't that a trip! Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 3,914	11. The artificial limb industry provides great jobs replacing young soldier's hands and feet! 12. Oooops! Those jobs were just outsourced to China. Hey, the chinese need jobs too, so they can buy Iraqi oil.

2004-10-02, 06:55 PM	#3
MadMax "Without evil there can be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes" ~ Satan Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Motor City, baby, where carjacking was invented! Now GIMME THOSE SHOES! Posts: 2,385	13. Civil liberties are old fashioned, just like the Constitution! 14. School prayer should be mandatory! 15. We should give poor kids tax money to go to private schools where prayer IS mandatory! 16. Clinton lied and we didn't throw him out! 17. We need a President with the guts to lie to the American people then lie about lying!