Laugh Out Loud Funny

ngb1959 · 2004-12-20, 11:22 AM

You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one...

A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the
evening. They turned on a night light, turned the
answering machine on the phone line, covered their pet
parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.

They phoned the local cab company and requested a
taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the
front door to leave their house.

The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back
into the house. They don't want the cat shut in the
house because she always tries to eat the bird. The
wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes
inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man
in hot pursuit.

Waiting in the cab, the wife doesn't want the driver
to know the house will be empty for the night. She
explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be
out soon "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to
my mother."

A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.
"Sorry I took so long," he says, as they drive away.
"Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke
her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She
tried to take off so I grabbed her by the neck. Then
I had to wrap her in a blanket ! to keep her from
scratching me. Bu t it worked. I hauled her fat ass
downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"

The cabdriver hit a parked car...

Cleo · 2004-12-20, 11:30 AM

At my house the cats have their own door so it is my parrot that gets locked in my backyard safe in his house.

He is almost as big as my cats so I'm not really sure which I'm keeping safe.

Mishi · 2004-12-21, 03:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cleo
At my house the cats have their own door so it is my parrot that gets locked in my backyard safe in his house.

He is almost as big as my cats so I'm not really sure which I'm keeping safe.

Hee. My parrot used to tease my cats. And my dog. (Latest I've heard, she continues to drive my ex crazy. Hah!) If it came down to claws vs. Beak from Hell, my money would have been on the beak.

Finches are a whole different story...there were "incidents"...

All that aside, funny one, ngb!

Black Cat · 2004-12-21, 03:39 AM

that was really funny!! very teasing

Dylan · 2004-12-21, 08:15 AM

ha! ha! very funny!

2004-12-20, 11:22 AM	#1
ngb1959 Oh no, I'm sweating like Roger Ebert Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: In A Box, A Big Old Box Posts: 501	Laugh Out Loud Funny You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one... A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on the phone line, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into the house. They don't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, the wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty for the night. She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother." A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," he says, as they drive away. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off so I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a blanket ! to keep her from scratching me. Bu t it worked. I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!" The cabdriver hit a parked car...

2004-12-20, 11:30 AM	#2
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	At my house the cats have their own door so it is my parrot that gets locked in my backyard safe in his house. He is almost as big as my cats so I'm not really sure which I'm keeping safe. __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2004-12-21, 08:15 AM	#5
Dylan Lord help me, I'm just not that bright Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 108	ha! ha! very funny! __________________ Dildo's Porn Links

2004-12-21, 03:39 AM	#4
Black Cat BANNED Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 62	that was really funny!! very teasing