According to an email I just got...

Porn Meister · 2005-01-27, 01:46 AM

...baseball players wear rolex watches..DELETE!

adamneve · 2005-01-27, 08:23 AM

well, according to my inbox everybody wears them

urb · 2005-01-27, 08:27 AM

I sold my Rolex, so I could take out a Mortgage of $325,000 for as little as $613 a month!

Cleo · 2005-01-27, 08:33 AM

They sell Rolexs at the local flea market for 12.95… oh wait…

cockNballs · 2005-01-27, 08:39 AM

I miss the good old days when I couild add inches to my penis to make my partner happy

or

grow boobs

still get the mortgage ones, I'm always approved even though they sometimes get my name wrong

and those new Rolex ones...all the time

and I no longer get the ones from weird names like

superstisous medicine but did get a chance to buy some more viagra from a Brain Lamb this morning

ngb1959 · 2005-01-27, 08:48 AM

I thought all of those emails were real! I don't have a penis, but I bought some pills anyway. I rent, but with those low interest rates, I couldn't resist.

And then I went on to get my college degree in only two weeks. I got my diploma yesterday and all I have to do now is write in my name on the blank line. It cost me $39.95 - those suckers at the universities pay way too much!

But I guess the best bargain I got was buying my husband Vicodin and Viagra so he could do it to the hot girls in our area that want to fuck him especially the barnyard girls.

I'm looking forward to the Vision Correction Home Kit. Just think of the money I'll save by doing my own RK/CK surgery.

Cleo · 2005-01-27, 08:57 AM

I'm sure that in one of these e-mails there was an offer to buy a penis. Wow won't your husband be surprise when you have one too.

MrMaryLou · 2005-01-27, 08:59 AM

I am getting use to the rolex ones they are much better than the ones that tell me my wee wee is too small LOL

2005-01-27, 01:46 AM	#1
Porn Meister Asleep at the switch? I wasn't asleep, I was drunk Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 214	According to an email I just got... ...baseball players wear rolex watches..DELETE! __________________ I like Pimproll.

2005-01-27, 08:23 AM	#2
adamneve Let me have it! Traffic is what I mean...ImLive.com $$$ Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: All over the net Posts: 1,116	well, according to my inbox everybody wears them __________________ LabelSex.com - Next Level Dating skype: adamneve8 ICQ# 174167541

2005-01-27, 08:27 AM	#3
urb All the way from Room 101 Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 3,557	I sold my Rolex, so I could take out a Mortgage of $325,000 for as little as $613 a month! __________________

2005-01-27, 08:33 AM	#4
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2005-01-27, 08:39 AM	#5
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2005-01-27, 08:48 AM	#6
ngb1959 Oh no, I'm sweating like Roger Ebert Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: In A Box, A Big Old Box Posts: 501	I thought all of those emails were real! I don't have a penis, but I bought some pills anyway. I rent, but with those low interest rates, I couldn't resist. And then I went on to get my college degree in only two weeks. I got my diploma yesterday and all I have to do now is write in my name on the blank line. It cost me $39.95 - those suckers at the universities pay way too much! But I guess the best bargain I got was buying my husband Vicodin and Viagra so he could do it to the hot girls in our area that want to fuck him especially the barnyard girls. I'm looking forward to the Vision Correction Home Kit. Just think of the money I'll save by doing my own RK/CK surgery. __________________ Ubuymenow Internet Shopping Dreamypleasures Free Porn

2005-01-27, 08:57 AM	#7
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	I'm sure that in one of these e-mails there was an offer to buy a penis. Wow won't your husband be surprise when you have one too. __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2005-01-27, 08:59 AM	#8
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