Grandma^H^H^H^H^H^HGabbo's Advice

cd34 · 2005-03-03, 12:18 PM

A young girl was going on a date. Her Gabbo said: "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. He is going to try and kiss you, you are Going to like that, but don't let him do that. He is going to try and feel Your breast, you are going to like that but don't let him do that.

But most important, he is going to try and get on top of you to have his way with You. You are going to like that, but don't let him do that. It will Disgrace the family."

With that bit of advice, the Gabbodaughter went on her date.

The next day she told Gabbo that her date went just like she had predicted:

"Gabbo, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I just turned over, got on top of him, and disgraced HIS family..."

Gabbo fainted.

Greenguy · 2005-03-03, 02:05 PM

If you change all the "grandmother" references to "Gabbo" it's even funnier

2005-03-03, 12:18 PM	#1
cd34 a.k.a. Sparky Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: West Palm Beach, FL, USA Posts: 2,396	Grandma^H^H^H^H^H^HGabbo's Advice A young girl was going on a date. Her Gabbo said: "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. He is going to try and kiss you, you are Going to like that, but don't let him do that. He is going to try and feel Your breast, you are going to like that but don't let him do that. But most important, he is going to try and get on top of you to have his way with You. You are going to like that, but don't let him do that. It will Disgrace the family." With that bit of advice, the Gabbodaughter went on her date. The next day she told Gabbo that her date went just like she had predicted: "Gabbo, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I just turned over, got on top of him, and disgraced HIS family..." Gabbo fainted. __________________ SnapReplay.com a different way to share photos - iPhone & Android Last edited by cd34; 2005-03-03 at 02:08 PM.. Reason: Replaced Grandma with Gabbo to make it funnier

2005-03-03, 02:05 PM	#2
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,929	If you change all the "grandmother" references to "Gabbo" it's even funnier __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network