if ya owe $200 somebody :)

blind · 2005-03-28, 07:56 AM

Found it somewhere in the web

A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.

" Hi, is Tony home?"

" No, he went to the store."

"Well, you mind if I wait?"

" No, come in."

They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."

Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.

They sit there a while longer and Chris says "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together."

Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.

A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know, your weird friend Chris came over. "

Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"

Useless · 2005-03-28, 09:04 AM

Sweet! Pretty clever guy. Don't think I'd lend him any money though.

pornrex · 2005-03-29, 12:23 AM

Aw heck, for $200 bucks, keep the wife.

Certifiedbitch · 2005-03-29, 03:45 AM

damn! he got her..and didn't realize that the 200 bucks was the money he owe to her husband..

adamneve · 2005-03-29, 04:36 AM

i'm going tonight to pay my friend the money i owe him

2005-03-28, 07:56 AM	#1
blind Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Poland Posts: 404	if ya owe $200 somebody :) Found it somewhere in the web A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. " Hi, is Tony home?" " No, he went to the store." "Well, you mind if I wait?" " No, come in." They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one." Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and Chris says "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together." Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves. A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know, your weird friend Chris came over. " Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?" __________________ Trade hard links with over 30 domains on different class C IPs!

2005-03-28, 09:04 AM	#2
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2005-03-29, 12:23 AM	#3
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2005-03-29, 03:45 AM	#4
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2005-03-29, 04:36 AM	#5
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