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Old 2005-05-16, 08:16 PM   #1
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Angry We can put a man on the moon, but...

but, we can't make a dang cheeto that doesn't turn my hands orange no matter how careful I am!

WHAT GIVES?!!?

Is it really that hard to make a cheeto orange? Can't they just add dye to the actual mix? Do they have to powder it with that orange 'cheese' for me to taste the cheesy goodness?

If McDonalds can make meat goo taste like a burger then surely they can make a cheeto taste like cheese without all the mess.

No matter how careful I am. I get orange shit all over my hands, my keyboard, my face, my coke can and sometimes even on my .. y'know, 'down there'. (especially if I'm editing a really good movie that day)

And god forbid I lick my fingers clean, that makes it worse next time I reach in the bag. It's like the orange powder is attracted to sticky wet fingers. Double trouble.

Am I the only one that has this problem?
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Old 2005-05-16, 09:44 PM   #2
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Fonz has this problem too, but not on his hands & fingers
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Old 2005-05-16, 09:51 PM   #3
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Yes indeed Fonz is the go to guy when it comes to Cheeto's
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Old 2005-05-16, 10:31 PM   #4
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buy some generic "cheese puffs" with no cheesy powder... they taste like cardboard... you will be craving cheesy fingers in no time
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Old 2005-05-16, 10:41 PM   #5
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This thread is useless without pics
http://cleoslinks.com/august2004/day...s/DSC_0130.htm
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Old 2005-05-16, 10:58 PM   #6
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Old 2005-05-17, 04:27 AM   #7
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Is this thing gonna hunt me forever?
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Old 2005-05-17, 05:10 AM   #8
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Is this thing gonna hunt me forever?
my guess would be yes....
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Old 2005-05-17, 12:08 PM   #9
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nice pics cleo!
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Old 2005-05-18, 01:58 AM   #10
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And as usual - guess who the culprit was setting it all up
http://cleoslinks.com/august2004/day...s/DSC_0129.htm

http://cleoslinks.com/august2004/day...s/DSC_0128.htm

Seems Sammy just might have some orange finger problems as well
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Old 2005-05-18, 06:59 AM   #11
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If our technology is so great, why can't we put a drunk man covered in cheetoz on the moon? That's the real question.

Fonz was molested by Sammy? That guy gets to have all of the fun.
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Old 2005-05-18, 07:05 AM   #12
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I think passing out at the conventions is just a plain bad idea.

MissesMaryLou didn't do too well either.
http://cleoslinks.com/august2004/day-two/pages/23.htm
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Old 2005-05-18, 07:33 AM   #13
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Fonz was molested by Sammy? That guy gets to have all of the fun.
I didn't even know these things had happened until Cleo told me the next day... So I guess I missed all the fun I had or something like that
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Old 2005-05-18, 09:00 AM   #14
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I wear rubber gloves with cheetos It's the sugar donuts that kill me.
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Old 2005-05-18, 12:44 PM   #15
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I wear rubber gloves with cheetos It's the sugar donuts that kill me.
It never fails that I seem to crave powdered doughnuts when I wear black clothes. I'll never learn.
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