We can put a man on the moon, but...

RedShoe · 2005-05-16, 08:16 PM

but, we can't make a dang cheeto that doesn't turn my hands orange no matter how careful I am!

WHAT GIVES?!!?

Is it really that hard to make a cheeto orange? Can't they just add dye to the actual mix? Do they have to powder it with that orange 'cheese' for me to taste the cheesy goodness?

If McDonalds can make meat goo taste like a burger then surely they can make a cheeto taste like cheese without all the mess.

No matter how careful I am. I get orange shit all over my hands, my keyboard, my face, my coke can and sometimes even on my .. y'know, 'down there'. (especially if I'm editing a really good movie that day)

And god forbid I lick my fingers clean, that makes it worse next time I reach in the bag. It's like the orange powder is attracted to sticky wet fingers. Double trouble.

Am I the only one that has this problem?

Greenguy · 2005-05-16, 09:44 PM

Fonz has this problem too, but not on his hands & fingers

MrMaryLou · 2005-05-16, 09:51 PM

Yes indeed Fonz is the go to guy when it comes to Cheeto's

Kinky · 2005-05-16, 10:31 PM

buy some generic "cheese puffs" with no cheesy powder... they taste like cardboard... you will be craving cheesy fingers in no time

Cleo · 2005-05-16, 10:41 PM

This thread is useless without pics
http://cleoslinks.com/august2004/day...s/DSC_0130.htm

docholly · 2005-05-16, 10:58 PM

the hat slipped

Fonz · 2005-05-17, 04:27 AM

Is this thing gonna hunt me forever?

Kinky · 2005-05-17, 05:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fonz

Is this thing gonna hunt me forever?

my guess would be yes....

binxgook · 2005-05-17, 12:08 PM

nice pics cleo!

Linkster · 2005-05-18, 01:58 AM

And as usual - guess who the culprit was setting it all up
http://cleoslinks.com/august2004/day...s/DSC_0129.htm

http://cleoslinks.com/august2004/day...s/DSC_0128.htm

Seems Sammy just might have some orange finger problems as well

Useless · 2005-05-18, 06:59 AM

If our technology is so great, why can't we put a drunk man covered in cheetoz on the moon? That's the real question.

Fonz was molested by Sammy? That guy gets to have all of the fun.

Cleo · 2005-05-18, 07:05 AM

I think passing out at the conventions is just a plain bad idea.

MissesMaryLou didn't do too well either.
http://cleoslinks.com/august2004/day-two/pages/23.htm

Fonz · 2005-05-18, 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Fonz was molested by Sammy? That guy gets to have all of the fun.

I didn't even know these things had happened until Cleo told me the next day... So I guess I missed all the fun I had or something like that

Jim · 2005-05-18, 09:00 AM

I wear rubber gloves with cheetos

It's the sugar donuts that kill me.

RedShoe · 2005-05-18, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim

I wear rubber gloves with cheetos

It's the sugar donuts that kill me.

It never fails that I seem to crave powdered doughnuts when I wear black clothes. I'll never learn.

2005-05-16, 08:16 PM	#1
RedShoe A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 51	We can put a man on the moon, but... but, we can't make a dang cheeto that doesn't turn my hands orange no matter how careful I am! WHAT GIVES?!!? Is it really that hard to make a cheeto orange? Can't they just add dye to the actual mix? Do they have to powder it with that orange 'cheese' for me to taste the cheesy goodness? If McDonalds can make meat goo taste like a burger then surely they can make a cheeto taste like cheese without all the mess. No matter how careful I am. I get orange shit all over my hands, my keyboard, my face, my coke can and sometimes even on my .. y'know, 'down there'. (especially if I'm editing a really good movie that day) And god forbid I lick my fingers clean, that makes it worse next time I reach in the bag. It's like the orange powder is attracted to sticky wet fingers. Double trouble. Am I the only one that has this problem? __________________ The ROACHES are coming...

2005-05-16, 09:44 PM	#2
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,929	Fonz has this problem too, but not on his hands & fingers __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2005-05-16, 09:51 PM	#3
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2005-05-16, 10:31 PM	#4
Kinky HEY NOW! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: in the Matrix Glitching on an Endless Loop. Loop. Loop. Loop. Loo Posts: 1,218	buy some generic "cheese puffs" with no cheesy powder... they taste like cardboard... you will be craving cheesy fingers in no time __________________ don't mind me im nothing but nonsense <3

2005-05-16, 10:41 PM	#5
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2005-05-16, 10:58 PM	#6
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2005-05-17, 04:27 AM	#7
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2005-05-17, 12:08 PM	#9
binxgook My big ole' fat baby loves to eat Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Minnesota Posts: 689	nice pics cleo!

2005-05-18, 01:58 AM	#10
Linkster NO! Im not a female - but being a dragon, I do eat them. Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sex Delta Posts: 5,084	And as usual - guess who the culprit was setting it all up http://cleoslinks.com/august2004/day...s/DSC_0129.htm http://cleoslinks.com/august2004/day...s/DSC_0128.htm Seems Sammy just might have some orange finger problems as well __________________ Pussy Chompers Porn Links NSCash

2005-05-18, 06:59 AM	#11
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2005-05-18, 07:05 AM	#12
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	I think passing out at the conventions is just a plain bad idea. MissesMaryLou didn't do too well either. http://cleoslinks.com/august2004/day-two/pages/23.htm __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2005-05-18, 09:00 AM	#14
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	I wear rubber gloves with cheetos It's the sugar donuts that kill me.