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2005-05-23, 10:57 PM
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Certified Nice Person
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Dirty Undies, NY
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Do I appear mean?
I've had a few PMs over the past month that have left me with the impression that I must seem less than approachable. So, I'd like to take a moment to assure you fuckers that I am a sincerely nice person. Sure, there may be some twinges of a napoleonic complex, but otherwise I'm a fuzzy peach. If I were to take my lovely wife out of her cage she would be more than happy to confirm that I'm a very nice guy. Of course, there's no way in hell she's coming out of the basement until she apologizes for burning my toast this morning.
Anyway, I realize that I am ignorantly aggressive in some situations and perhaps angrily over-reactive in others, but in normal day-to-day situations I am just a twit who enjoys a good laugh. Don't be afraid to PM me for help or to call bullshit when you know that I'm wrong. Just don't say "you really are useless". Be more creative than that. Buttplug. 
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2005-05-23, 10:58 PM
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"Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain
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2005-05-23, 10:59 PM
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Certified Nice Person
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Dirty Undies, NY
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2005-05-23, 11:07 PM
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a.k.a. Sparky
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: West Palm Beach, FL, USA
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I see your cynicism and humor...... and I raise you.
haha
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2005-05-23, 11:14 PM
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on vacation
Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 2,095
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UW - sometimes I read a post only because I see you have replied to it...you have a great sense of humour and there is a lot of good information lurking in there too
 sometimes people are too sensitive, imo, you have a very caustic wit and I can see where some people may be intimidated by you  but keep it up, sometimes a laugh is all we have to look forward to! my 2 cents Ponygirl |
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2005-05-23, 11:23 PM
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Eighteen 'til I Die
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Mississippi
Posts: 2,168
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Asshole, are you trying to reinvent your useless image?
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2005-05-24, 12:07 AM
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You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Florida
Posts: 2,837
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Useless Warrior i agree with ponygirl! I enjoy your posts so much. You have a great sense of humor. None of my friends or family understand what I do. On the days that I want to throw my pc out the window I come here. Cause I know I'll always get a laugh.
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2005-05-24, 12:15 AM
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Vagabond
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 2,374
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I was going to PM you many times
But I was going to ask you what you think of global warming? |
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2005-05-24, 12:33 AM
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Searching for Jimmy Hoffa
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Long Island, NY
Posts: 771
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For some reason this thread reminds me of when my fiance wants attention and puts on an outfit and asks if it makes her butt look big. There's no way to avoid the question at hand so you either have to lie to make her feel good or tell the truth and sleep on the couch.
So, UW, your butt doesn't look big in this thread...wait, that's not what I meant...umm...what was the original question again? |
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2005-05-24, 01:11 AM
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Arghhhh...submit yer sites ya ruddy swabs!
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Sunny Florida!
Posts: 5,108
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 Don't lie to the man...his butt looks WAY too big!  Seriously UW, you're one of my favorite posters here. There's nothing wrong with having a sense of humor...and flaunting it! |
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2005-05-24, 01:34 AM
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Took the hint.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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UW, you gotta stay true to who you are... plus someone has to make me look good!
Keep being. It's good! Alex |
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2005-05-24, 01:37 AM
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I want to live. I want to experience the universe, and I want to eat pie.
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Where the wind comes sweeping down the plain
Posts: 661
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Some people just don't appreciate good snark. You, sir, are a SnarkMeister. Have a beer. Sorry, it's not very cold.
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2005-05-24, 03:01 AM
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Is it over already?
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: the beautiful shores of Lake Erie
Posts: 890
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We like you. We really like you!
seriously... you may frighten newbies and the overly serious, some. Those that can't see that despite the occasional caustic remark, and/or rant at, or about some idiot, you're a standup guy. I've seen you actually apologize a couple of times when you decided that you were wrong. That's rare these days. I'm firmly in the camp of, don't change a thing, though. In fact, I demanded to know where you were when you missed the one random member contest. I missed the laughs!
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2005-05-24, 03:53 AM
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Look at 'em. Watchin' my TV. Sittin on my couch. You better not be in my ass groove!
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 465
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2005-05-24, 03:59 AM
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Ahhh ... sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it?
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: British Columbia, Canada
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From out of his hard shelled exterior comes his insecurity.
 I haven't been here long UW, but your one of my favorite posters too! Like ponygirl, I sometimes go read a thread only because I saw you reply to it. Keep up the good work.
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2005-05-24, 04:48 AM
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And Lord, we are especially thankful for nuclear power, the cleanest, safest
energy source there is. Except for solar, which is just a pipe dream 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Czech Republic
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UW I like your kind of humor and I fully understand it, but now let your wife out of the basement or I am going to call 911!
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2005-05-24, 07:10 AM
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Kodak Ghosts Run Amok
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Hobbs End
Posts: 1,718
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do i no u?
r u a webmaster?  |
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2005-05-24, 08:58 AM
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The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo)
Posts: 41,929
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I don't think you appear rude - at least not in my eyes.
It's when you disappear that your politeness level falls right off the chart. |
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2005-05-24, 09:00 AM
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Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Southeast Florida
Posts: 27,936
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Fuck You!
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2005-05-24, 09:08 AM
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Vagabond
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 2,374
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It's Useless fault!
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2005-05-24, 10:56 AM
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Solipsists of the world unite
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: xxx axis
Posts: 639
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Can we compare notes on cages? My wife keeps chewing through her shackles.
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2005-05-24, 01:19 PM
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You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Toronto, Canada
Posts: 6,244
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I always thought you looked like an extra from the cast of Monty Python!
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2005-05-24, 02:23 PM
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feeling a bit better
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Ego-maniac
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2005-05-24, 02:48 PM
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Lord help me, I'm just not that bright
Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 106
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I like you and I like your style. Keep posting man.
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2005-05-24, 02:59 PM
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That which does not kill us, will try, try again.
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Conch Republic
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Yanno UW... it might be your avatar's fault too.
Some people really don't like the idea of hitting women. Oh wait... fuck, that's my avatar... never mind. Simon
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