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Old 2005-07-21, 04:05 PM   #1
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What A Miracle!!

Today I spent the day watching a baby be born. My neighbors daughter who grew up with my kids gave birth. A beautiful healthy 7lbs 11oz baby boy.Not the first time I was in for a birth but have to say it's a miracle everytime I see it. She had a great midwife who let me stand right with her and take pictures of every step of the birth. Seeing that head pop out and the baby just looking around is priceless!! Just wanted to share that with you all as it was a wonderful day for me!!!

With all the shit going on in this world today seeing a new life come into it makes everything seem all right..
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Old 2005-07-21, 04:11 PM   #2
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I could not do that. My sister had a kid 7 years ago and her husband left her before hand so it became a big family support thing. She offered to show me and my bro the video of our new nephew being born. He was able to watch it. I did not even look at the TV. Something just wrong with seeing your sister spread open. I like to see people who are clean an not full of blood and everything else that comes out. I agree it is a cool thing but for me, I don't have the stomache to see that. Yukky....
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Old 2005-07-21, 04:35 PM   #3
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For me, getting a woman to have sex in the first place is the miracle.

I enjoyed the birth of my daughter much more than my son. It was a cesarean, which was nice since I could finally see the mother/satan in a bit of pain. My son's birth was a slow and arduous task, much like my love-making. My wife was in a lot of pain and the doctors seemed to be doing all that they could to ensure that she felt it all. After the little conehead boy finally popped out, a nurse realized that one of the docs had given my wife two meds that don't play well together. That was a long and scary night, or so I'm told. I fell asleep after she began vomiting violently.
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Old 2005-07-21, 04:38 PM   #4
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For me, getting a woman to have sex in the first place is the miracle.

I enjoyed the birth of my daughter much more than my son. It was a cesarean, which was nice since I could finally see the mother/satan in a bit of pain. My son's birth was a slow and arduous task, much like my love-making. My wife was in a lot of pain and the doctors seemed to be doing all that they could to ensure that she felt it all. After the little conehead boy finally popped out, a nurse realized that one of the docs had given my wife two meds that don't play well together. That was a long and scary night, or so I'm told. I fell asleep after she began vomiting violently.

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Old 2005-07-21, 05:07 PM   #5
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juggernaut I'm sure a lot of people feel the same way you do that it's yucky! It's funny you said that. I brought the camera home and uploaded the pictures. The girl's mom was like they won't develop those cause her private parts are showing. I lost it when she said that I also don't think she was real thrilled with the whole birth thing.

UW I about feel out of the chair reading your post...that was so damn funny! You are too much, you need to be on stage as your sense of humor is wonderful!! Spookyx gave you a four and a half I say that post was worth a 10 for sure!!
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Old 2005-07-21, 05:52 PM   #6
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UW I about feel out of the chair reading your post...that was so damn funny! You are too much, you need to be on stage as your sense of humor is wonderful!! Spookyx gave you a four and a half I say that post was worth a 10 for sure!!
The max is 5... and I would have given that to him except I like to use Jim's tiny little head so much
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Old 2005-07-21, 10:17 PM   #7
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The max is 5... and I would have given that to him except I like to use Jim's tiny little head so much

LOL....I sensed you do enjoy Jim's little head spookyx....
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Old 2005-07-21, 10:34 PM   #8
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It's the smell that always got me.

Then again I don't care for the way babies smell either.

Actually I find humans pretty nasty smelling in general.
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