Today's Word Is "Nude" (Rant)

MadMax · 2005-12-11, 01:42 AM

[RANT]

Quote:

nude
adj. nud·er, nud·est

1. Having no clothing; naked.
2. Permitting or featuring full exposure of the body: a nude beach.
3. Law. Lacking any of various legal requisites, such as evidence.

n.

1. An unclothed human figure, especially an artistic representation.
2. The condition of being unclothed.

"nude" is "not a stitch of clothing"

a model in pantyhose is not nude
a model in stockings is not nude
a model wearing a g-string is not nude
a model in one of those belly shirts with the paysite name on it is not nude

I am sick to death of editing the word "nude" out of descriptions because the model is not nude. This seems like such a simple guideline: "If she's wearing clothes, then she's not fucking NUDE"

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I've got to stop doing big batches of reviews at once. It's raising my blood pressure.

cd34 · 2005-12-11, 01:44 AM

Can you edit the freesite I just submitted?

Nude dissolute women engaged in sex actions

Thanks.

Surfn · 2005-12-11, 01:45 AM

"If she's wearing clothes, then she's not fucking NUDE"

I agree 100%

Jel · 2005-12-11, 01:53 AM

Reminds me of a 'newspaper' here in the UK, The Sport (and it's slightly racier sister Sunday Sport) where sensationalist headlines proclaim QUEEN NUDE PIC SHOCK or some such similar, where the women have plenty of clothes on but a nipple flash etc.

It should be:

(Insert name here) ABSOLUTELY NUDE underneath her clothes

Yahook · 2005-12-11, 01:54 AM

MadMax, I've found good link about it:

http://www.up-n-runnin.com/blackmode...elingterms.htm

Useless · 2005-12-11, 08:09 AM

Yahook, shut the fuck up. No one is talking to you. Go away.

MadMax, what if she is thinking nude thoughts?

You could always edit nude into lude or crude.

msanchez · 2005-12-11, 10:24 AM

as long as you dont get sick of the word "sweet" Im still good

MadMax · 2005-12-11, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

MadMax, what if she is thinking nude thoughts?

Well, now you went and fucking did it. Here I was, content with one rant. I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF DESCRIPTIONS LIKE "blonde posing and dreaming about cock" when there's not a single cock in the pics. The description should be a description of the actual content, no some half-assed attempt to make a solo girl set fit Her First Big Cock or something by cheesing up the description.

You just like to poke me with a fucking stick and watch me go sometimes, don't you Cocksucker?

MadMax · 2005-12-11, 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cd34

Can you edit the freesite I just submitted?

Nude dissolute women engaged in sex actions

Thanks.

All set Sparky

and as long as you're not engaged in any smoking actions inside the Ft. Lauderdale airport you'll be fine

Useless · 2005-12-11, 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MadMax

I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF DESCRIPTIONS LIKE "blonde posing and dreaming about cock" when there's not a single cock in the pics. The description should be a description of the actual content, no some half-assed attempt to make a solo girl set fit Her First Big Cock or something by cheesing up the description.

...and Bingo was it's namo. That's my policy as well. I've come to assume that a great many submitters are just so bad with words, that they simply don't know how to describe what they are seeing.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MadMax

You just like to poke me with a fucking stick and watch me go sometimes, don't you Cocksucker?

Who, me?

MrYum · 2005-12-11, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MadMax

You just like to poke me with a fucking stick and watch me go sometimes, don't you Cocksucker?

Careful there Max...that's not a stick he's poking ya with

Yahook · 2005-12-11, 02:32 PM

I've used Google:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&l...&q=define:Nude

Quote:

Unless otherwise defined, the term nude generally implies full nudity as described above.

Quote:

partially or completely undressed with the nipples and/or pubic area visible in the photograph. we do not expect, nor ask, that the model's genitals be exposed in our photographs.

So in my opinion description "Nude women posing" mean that women must be completely undressed. The description "Nude women posing in pantyhose" will be also correct.

MadMax · 2005-12-11, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yahook

So in my opinion description "Nude women posing" mean that women must be completely undressed. The description "Nude women posing in pantyhose" will be also correct.

How lovely for you. I repeat that my stance is "Nude women posing in pantyhose" is like saying "straight guy sucking cock". It just doesn't make any fucking sense. If he's sucking cock, he can't be straight. If she's wearing pantyhose, SHE'S NOT FUCKING NUDE.

kenny · 2005-12-11, 03:08 PM

Does somebody have a problem with my "Two nude cheerleaders posing in bikinis except one is taking the picture" site submission?!

How about if I change it to:

"A cheerleader taking pictures of this cheerleader posing completely nude except for the bikini that she is wearing"

|confused|

Yahook · 2005-12-11, 03:10 PM

MadMax, I've just posted my unassuming opinion. I've used Google descriptions. I agreed with you that the word "nude" mean no clothes for me. But I personally think that "nude women in pantyhose" mean that there are no any clothes on women instead of pantyhose.

kenny · 2005-12-11, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yahook

MadMax, I've just posted my unassuming opinion. I've used Google descriptions. I agreed with you that the word "nude" mean no clothes for me. But I personally think that "nude women in pantyhose" mean that there are no any clothes on women instead of pantyhose.

Actually as insane as that sounds I think that you have a point.

A woman can be nude in pantyhose or nude wearing high heels - or atleast in some degree I think..

CalModels · 2005-12-11, 03:27 PM

3. You need to be willing to model in lingerie. Lingerie, by definition, is usually sheer and transparent. And the photoshoots will require the models to pose topless (breasts and nipples exposed thank you very much). Models will always be in bottoms, as we dont do full nudity. Please do not flame me by saying topless is nudity, short answer you will get from me is, "nope, nudity is defined as being in a state of complete nakedness". Being in bottoms and no top is topless. Thats why its called topless. Not topless nude.

Ive been down this road... its not just WM's... models always ask for more money because they are doing "nudity"...

http://www.calgarymodels.com/do-you-...e-a-model.html

Incidentally, another one of my pet peeves has forced me to make this policy no 1...

1. You need to be FEMALE. I cant stress this enough. Nothing wrong with guys wanting to model lingerie, its just something I dont take pictures of.

kenny · 2005-12-11, 03:30 PM

For the sake of argument - if you are wearing nothing but a hat and a pair of socks are you nude?

kenny · 2005-12-11, 03:34 PM

Not to go off topic - but somebody here must really like the Simpsons

The words under my name keep changing in 10 post intervals to quotes taken from the Simpsons.

Not that it's by any means important or related to this thread - I just felt a overwhelming urge to express my observation

CalModels · 2005-12-11, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sleeper

For the sake of argument - if you are wearing nothing but a hat and a pair of socks are you nude?

"Girl/Guy/Granny/Tranny posing in hat and socks"

Simon · 2005-12-11, 03:36 PM

"nude straight guy wearing baseball cap and sucking cock"

kenny · 2005-12-11, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CalModels

"Girl/Guy/Granny/Tranny posing in hat and socks"

ok.. ok..

What if you had to select a category for our imaginary "Tranny posing in hat and socks" site.

We have two category options for this particular imaginary link list

A) Nude
B) Nonnude

HA - now what are you going to pick!

kenny · 2005-12-11, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simon

"nude straight guy wearing baseball cap and sucking cock"

and on top of that you select "Lesbian Movies" for the category.

Surfn · 2005-12-11, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simon

"nude straight guy wearing baseball cap and sucking cock"

Wazza would hit that

CalModels · 2005-12-11, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sleeper

We have two category options for this particular imaginary link list

A) Nude
B) Nonnude

HA - now what are you going to pick!

Kinda pointless having a non-nude tranny IMO

there are medicinal and non-medicinal hookers tho...

2005-12-11, 01:44 AM	#2
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2005-12-11, 01:45 AM	#3
Surfn If you don’t take a chance the Angels won’t dance Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Earth on occasion Posts: 8,812	"If she's wearing clothes, then she's not fucking NUDE" I agree 100% __________________ Surfn's Links Are you a partner?

2005-12-11, 08:09 AM	#6
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	Yahook, shut the fuck up. No one is talking to you. Go away. MadMax, what if she is thinking nude thoughts? You could always edit nude into lude or crude. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-12-11, 10:24 AM	#7
msanchez It is better to watch things then to do them Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: The Thumb Posts: 484	as long as you dont get sick of the word "sweet" Im still good __________________ I buy text links, clicked traffic, blog posts, and more! Hit me with a pm.

2005-12-11, 03:08 PM	#14
kenny No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 233	Does somebody have a problem with my "Two nude cheerleaders posing in bikinis except one is taking the picture" site submission?! How about if I change it to: "A cheerleader taking pictures of this cheerleader posing completely nude except for the bikini that she is wearing" \|confused\| __________________ Please Re-Read The Rules For Sig Files

2005-12-11, 01:53 AM	#4
Jel I'm the only guy in the world who has to wake up to have a nightmare Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: London, United Kingdom Posts: 1,895	Reminds me of a 'newspaper' here in the UK, The Sport (and it's slightly racier sister Sunday Sport) where sensationalist headlines proclaim QUEEN NUDE PIC SHOCK or some such similar, where the women have plenty of clothes on but a nipple flash etc. It should be: (Insert name here) ABSOLUTELY NUDE underneath her clothes

2005-12-11, 01:54 AM	#5
Yahook Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 511	MadMax, I've found good link about it: http://www.up-n-runnin.com/blackmode...elingterms.htm

2005-12-11, 03:10 PM	#15
Yahook Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 511	MadMax, I've just posted my unassuming opinion. I've used Google descriptions. I agreed with you that the word "nude" mean no clothes for me. But I personally think that "nude women in pantyhose" mean that there are no any clothes on women instead of pantyhose.

2005-12-11, 03:27 PM	#17
CalModels Trying is the first step towards failure Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 122	3. You need to be willing to model in lingerie. Lingerie, by definition, is usually sheer and transparent. And the photoshoots will require the models to pose topless (breasts and nipples exposed thank you very much). Models will always be in bottoms, as we dont do full nudity. Please do not flame me by saying topless is nudity, short answer you will get from me is, "nope, nudity is defined as being in a state of complete nakedness". Being in bottoms and no top is topless. Thats why its called topless. Not topless nude. Ive been down this road... its not just WM's... models always ask for more money because they are doing "nudity"... http://www.calgarymodels.com/do-you-...e-a-model.html Incidentally, another one of my pet peeves has forced me to make this policy no 1... 1. You need to be FEMALE. I cant stress this enough. Nothing wrong with guys wanting to model lingerie, its just something I dont take pictures of. __________________ My Amateur Calgary Models Last edited by CalModels; 2005-12-11 at 03:30 PM..

2005-12-11, 03:30 PM	#18
kenny No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 233	For the sake of argument - if you are wearing nothing but a hat and a pair of socks are you nude? __________________ Please Re-Read The Rules For Sig Files

2005-12-11, 03:34 PM	#19
kenny No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 233	Not to go off topic - but somebody here must really like the Simpsons The words under my name keep changing in 10 post intervals to quotes taken from the Simpsons. Not that it's by any means important or related to this thread - I just felt a overwhelming urge to express my observation __________________ Please Re-Read The Rules For Sig Files

2005-12-11, 03:36 PM	#21
Simon That which does not kill us, will try, try again. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Conch Republic Posts: 5,150	"nude straight guy wearing baseball cap and sucking cock"