Onions And Christmas Trees

Crystalline · 2005-12-19, 10:38 AM

A little joke for the holidays.

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?"

The father, surprised, answers, "Well son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."

"Onions?"

"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said,"Mom, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?"

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."

"A Christmas tree?"

"Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."

cosmiccat · 2005-12-19, 11:58 AM

Heard it before but it's just as funny the second time around!

bluemoney · 2005-12-19, 12:30 PM

Good stuff

fetish1 · 2005-12-19, 12:33 PM

Very cute, I stole that and sent it in email to a few friends!

2005-12-19, 10:38 AM	#1
Crystalline Rock stars ... is there anything they don't know? Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Where do I live...where on every corner there is an "adults only" bar, MI Posts: 12	Onions And Christmas Trees A little joke for the holidays. A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, you see them and they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said,"Mom, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."

2005-12-19, 11:58 AM	#2
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2005-12-19, 12:30 PM	#3
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2005-12-19, 12:33 PM	#4
fetish1 Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: North Dakota AKA Frozen Hell Posts: 401	Very cute, I stole that and sent it in email to a few friends! __________________ Paul Markham Content