A small rant...

tigermom · 2006-02-21, 01:38 AM

Looks like we get our titles decided for us here. I am seeing the following, for me, and other "small time" posters -

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES

A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

Your mother seems really upset about something. I better go have a talk with her ... during the commercial

Now, I don't mind sexualy implicit or explicit for that matter, but can we please have some that fit us girls who don't happen to be into other girls? How about something like -

My guy has the prettiest cock in the world... be back soon.

Yes, I had great sex last night with the man I love. Can't you see I'm smiling?

Anything, really, as long as it pertains to hetero women too, or only (either works for me).

Toby · 2006-02-21, 01:41 AM

They are quotes from The Simpsons, and change randomly. When you've made over 500 posts you'll be able to put in whatever you want.

tigermom · 2006-02-21, 01:42 AM

Ummm, didn't Lisa and Marge ever say anything?

Wazza · 2006-02-21, 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tigermom

Ummm, didn't Lisa and Marge ever say anything?

Yes, but neither have ever said anything even remotely funny...

When you get to 510 posts you can put whatever you like

MeatPounder · 2006-02-21, 02:38 AM

Lisa

Quote:

Be myself? I've been myself for eight years and it hasn't worked.

Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?

Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.

Solitude never hurt anyone. Emily Dickinson lived alone, and she wrote some of the most beautiful poetry the world has ever known... then went crazy as a loon.

I'm no theologian. I don't know who or what God is. All I know is he's more powerful than Mom and Dad put together.

If cartoons were meant for adults, they'd put them on in prime time.

He's like a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a vest.

Prayer. The last refuge of a scoundrel.

And now you can go back to just being you, instead of a one-dimensional character with a silly catchphrase.

Relax? I can't relax! Nor can I yield, relent, or... Only two synonyms? Oh my God, I'm losing my perspicacity! Aaaaa!

You can't create a monster, then whine when it stomps on a few buildings

It's naive to think you can change a person--except maybe that boy who works in the library.

Science has already proven the dangers of smoking, alcohol, and Chinese food, but I can still ruin soft drinks for everyone!

It's not our fault our generation has short attention spans, Dad. We watch an appalling amount of TV.

Marge

Quote:

I'd like to visit that Long Island Place, if only it were real.

I guess one person can make a difference. But most of the time, they probably shouldn't.

I brought you a tuna sandwich. They say it's brain food. I guess because there's so much dolphin in it, and you know how smart they are.

Homer, I thought our marriage could survive anything, but last night, you not only crossed the line, you threw up on it.

You know, the courts may not be working any more, but as long as everyone is videotaping everyone else, justice will be done.

You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head.

History's like an amusement park. Except instead of rides you have dates to memorize.

You know, when I was a girl, I always dreamed of being in a Broadway audience.

Do you want your son to be Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, or a sleazy male stripper?

Now if you'll excuse me I have some dust that needs busting.

We have roots here,Homer. We have friends and library cards … Bart’s lawyer is here

tigermom · 2006-02-21, 03:41 AM

Thank you. I needed a smile this morning, and those quotes sure helped

Jim · 2006-02-21, 08:05 AM

They are all Homer Quotes. There is a little Homer in all of us, male or female

Jim · 2006-02-21, 08:07 AM

You guys should feel lucky I stopped at 50 of them

Greenguy · 2006-02-21, 09:43 AM

Is this another one of those "feminist" threads?

I wonder if Sparky can fiddle with the admin so that we have male & female options?

Jim & I just like Homer

tigermom · 2006-02-21, 10:29 AM

"another one of those "feminists" threads? I wonder if maybe Sparky can create a sub-forum for feminism too, while at the admin panel?

All kidding aside, I love seeing how there are so many female AWM here and at other boards. I don't see any conflict between porn and feminism myself (though some people feel differently about that issue).

It's ok, I can live with the little Homer in me expressd in my title here. As long as he doesn't show himself in the form of a beer belly or a bald head, I'm fine.

Greenguy · 2006-02-21, 10:35 AM

Your current quote sorta fits my thinking:
"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!"

Cleo · 2006-02-21, 10:38 AM

One of these days I'm going to have to watch the Simpsons…

Mr. Blue · 2006-02-21, 11:35 AM

Well, looks like you got your topic for tonights radio show.

Surfn · 2006-02-21, 11:38 AM

The bigger this board grows the more trivial complaints are made

Simon · 2006-02-21, 12:06 PM

Actually it seems the board has grown past the "trivial complaints" plateau to the "posts pointing out the trivial complaints" plateau.

Next on the growth spurt will be "post complaining about the trivial complaint posts" which is followed by the "post pointing out the complaints about trivial complaint posts" and then the "posts complaining about the posts complaining about the trivial complaints."

Growth is such bright joy.

(yes, I know Surfn was pokin' fun at Tigermon)

Simon

tigermom · 2006-02-21, 12:15 PM

Hey, it was in the chit chat forum... You want me to make non-trivial complaints here???

RawAlex · 2006-02-21, 02:38 PM

Cleo, I would suggest a fair amount of combustables before your first episode. It would be really good to find the first season somewhere and start with that, it makes way more sense when you see if from the beginning.

Alex

Cleo · 2006-02-21, 02:41 PM

I've seen bits and pieces of them. It just has never held my attention for more then a few minutes.

natalie · 2006-02-21, 05:32 PM

Yeah I am the same Cleo.. I have seen quite a bit of it though because the rest of my family loves it. Sometimes I can get into it but I usually just start talking and piss em all off or wander off to play wow.

I do like the family guy and futurama tho!

Wazza · 2006-02-21, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RawAlex

Cleo, I would suggest a fair amount of combustables before your first episode. It would be really good to find the first season somewhere and start with that, it makes way more sense when you see if from the beginning.

Alex

Nah man - the early series truly suck balls. Start with about Series 4 where Homer is allowed to be the king of comedy that he is and Marge and the kids are locked in the broom closet where they belong

2006-02-21, 01:38 AM	#1
tigermom You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 893	A small rant... Looks like we get our titles decided for us here. I am seeing the following, for me, and other "small time" posters - *I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES* A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! Your mother seems really upset about something. I better go have a talk with her ... during the commercial Now, I don't mind sexualy implicit or explicit for that matter, but can we please have some that fit us girls who don't happen to be into other girls? How about something like - *My guy has the prettiest cock in the world... be back soon.* Yes, I had great sex last night with the man I love. Can't you see I'm smiling? Anything, really, as long as it pertains to hetero women too, or only (either works for me). __________________ XLEF

2006-02-21, 01:41 AM	#2
Toby Lonewolf Internet Sales Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Houston Posts: 4,826	They are quotes from The Simpsons, and change randomly. When you've made over 500 posts you'll be able to put in whatever you want. __________________ Latex Vixens Babes In Boots Well Heeled Women Dressing For Sex Stocking Vixens

2006-02-21, 01:42 AM	#3
tigermom You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 893	Ummm, didn't Lisa and Marge ever say anything? __________________ XLEF

2006-02-21, 03:41 AM	#6
tigermom You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 893	Thank you. I needed a smile this morning, and those quotes sure helped __________________ XLEF

2006-02-21, 09:43 AM	#9
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,929	Is this another one of those "feminist" threads? I wonder if Sparky can fiddle with the admin so that we have male & female options? Jim & I just like Homer __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2006-02-21, 08:05 AM	#7
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	They are all Homer Quotes. There is a little Homer in all of us, male or female

2006-02-21, 08:07 AM	#8
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	You guys should feel lucky I stopped at 50 of them

2006-02-21, 10:29 AM	#10
tigermom You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 893	"another one of those "feminists" threads? I wonder if maybe Sparky can create a sub-forum for feminism too, while at the admin panel? All kidding aside, I love seeing how there are so many female AWM here and at other boards. I don't see any conflict between porn and feminism myself (though some people feel differently about that issue). It's ok, I can live with the little Homer in me expressd in my title here. As long as he doesn't show himself in the form of a beer belly or a bald head, I'm fine. __________________ XLEF

2006-02-21, 10:35 AM	#11
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,929	Your current quote sorta fits my thinking: "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!" __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2006-02-21, 10:38 AM	#12
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	One of these days I'm going to have to watch the Simpsons… __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2006-02-21, 11:35 AM	#13
Mr. Blue Searching for Jimmy Hoffa Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 771	Well, looks like you got your topic for tonights radio show. __________________ 69Blue.com ICQ #223487665

2006-02-21, 11:38 AM	#14
Surfn If you don’t take a chance the Angels won’t dance Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Earth on occasion Posts: 8,812	The bigger this board grows the more trivial complaints are made __________________ Surfn's Links Are you a partner?

2006-02-21, 12:06 PM	#15
Simon That which does not kill us, will try, try again. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Conch Republic Posts: 5,150	Actually it seems the board has grown past the "trivial complaints" plateau to the "posts pointing out the trivial complaints" plateau. Next on the growth spurt will be "post complaining about the trivial complaint posts" which is followed by the "post pointing out the complaints about trivial complaint posts" and then the "posts complaining about the posts complaining about the trivial complaints." Growth is such bright joy. (yes, I know Surfn was pokin' fun at Tigermon) Simon __________________ "If you're happy and you know it, think again." -- Guru Pitka

2006-02-21, 12:15 PM	#16
tigermom You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 893	Hey, it was in the chit chat forum... You want me to make non-trivial complaints here??? __________________ XLEF

2006-02-21, 02:38 PM	#17
RawAlex Took the hint. Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,597	Cleo, I would suggest a fair amount of combustables before your first episode. It would be really good to find the first season somewhere and start with that, it makes way more sense when you see if from the beginning. Alex

2006-02-21, 02:41 PM	#18
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	I've seen bits and pieces of them. It just has never held my attention for more then a few minutes. __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2006-02-21, 05:32 PM	#19
natalie Whoo! 9/10 the way to buddy plays in "The Christ from Oz"! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Australia Posts: 921	Yeah I am the same Cleo.. I have seen quite a bit of it though because the rest of my family loves it. Sometimes I can get into it but I usually just start talking and piss em all off or wander off to play wow. I do like the family guy and futurama tho! __________________ No 2257 woes with Retroraunch Submit to my Punani And my Pink Pussy