My Newest Creation and Other News

Useless · 2006-12-30, 10:11 PM

Well, I've opened that new thing, PerveSpace, for public submissions. It requires a self-created account which you can do here. It's instant and almost completely painless - like brushing your teeth or anal sex.

I'm a bastard, but I'm not a liar. Don't expect traffic - there isn't any.

Could there be traffic some day on the horizon? Sure, anything is possible. Right?

PerveSpace is more of a search engine scheme than a link list. In fact, I'm pretty sure my buddy GG wouldn't even call it a link list, because it's going to list a lot of strange stuff - not only free sites. I'll take free sites, galleries, individual blog posts, AVS sites, hubs and possibly other pages. My greatest demand is that the link submitted would contain some type of content that would interest Mr. or Mrs. Surfer.

Outside the willingness to accept many different types of links, the only other big difference at the moment is tagging. I stole the concept of tagging from those bloggers and I'm not giving it back without a fight. (And I don't fight fair.) All links submitted will be tagged with up to three keywords/keyword phrases based primarily upon the link's description. Don't ask how I do it. It's all very scientific and mathmalogically compiphicated. What this means is that any link you submit will have up to six Perve pages linking back to it, as well as associating it with other similarly tagged links. Neat, huh.

Will it help you in the search engines? I have no fucking clue.

I am working on some other features, but I'm not mentioning them or creating deadlines because those other features are kicking my ass.

Other Useless News -
Filthy Earl's Filthy Fucking Links is now blue and I'm up to August as I slash and burn my way through the queue. Who the hell keeps submitting to that thing? Damn you all!

Whoring Wives will no longer require a category recip, though I will leave up the cat recips for those who want to use them. Just link to the domain root and I'll be happy. Why? Because my recip is ugly and I'm tired of screwing with it.

No, honestly - I mean it.

ponygirl · 2006-12-30, 10:20 PM

hey UW, you should put in a category for us bloggers like stories, or diaries or something so I can submit my rambling once in a blue moon posts

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Filthy Earl's Filthy Fucking Links is now blue and I'm up to August as I slash and burn my way through the queue. Who the hell keeps submitting to that thing? Damn you all!

aww you really love us, doncha??

Useless · 2006-12-30, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by ponygirl

hey UW, you should put in a category for us...

You must've missed this part:

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Originally Posted by Useless Cocksucker

I'm a bastard

What would that category be called? Ramblings of bored pornographers? I'll put that on my ever-growing punch list.

I did modify the script so that surfers will be able to navigate [within each category] to a page of the latest 50 free sites or galleries or blog posts, but I'm not putting up links until I have more of each. I am concerned that such filters may deny traffic to the other link types. As our friend Preacher said, "If they can go directly to the galleries, why would they bother with the free sites?"

Preacher
|bus|

ponygirl · 2006-12-30, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

You must've missed this part:

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

I'm a bastard

no, no, I didn't miss that part, that's just a given

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

What would that category be called? Ramblings of bored pornographers? I'll put that on my ever-growing punch list.

hehe Ramblings of Bored Pornographers...I like it, I'm gonna steal that one

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

I did modify the script so that surfers will be able to navigate [within each category] to a page of the latest 50 free sites or galleries or blog posts, but I'm not putting up links until I have more of each. I am concerned that such filters may deny traffic to the other link types. As our friend Preacher said, "If they can go directly to the galleries, why would they bother with the free sites?"

well, maybe you should just link to the galleries of our freesites? I'll still put your recip on the index page

MrYum · 2006-12-31, 12:03 AM

Looks great UW

Some very cool ideas incorporated there...hope it does well for ya

ladydesigner · 2006-12-31, 08:09 AM

Good luck with the new site UW. I've just signed up for my submit account and am holding my breath for that rush of traffic that I just know is going to flood my sites.

Useless · 2006-12-31, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by MrYum

Looks great UW

Thank you, Yumster.

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Originally Posted by ladydesigner

...holding my breath for that rush of traffic that I just know is going to flood my sites.

Someone call an ambulance. She's probably passed out or dead by now.

Being that nine of your sites were randomly copied frow WW's database and already listed on Perve Space, and you aren't paying for Hun-like bandwidth usage as a result, should allow you to rest assured that there will be no rush.

Greenguy · 2006-12-31, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

...In fact, I'm pretty sure my buddy GG wouldn't even call it a link list, because it's going to list a lot of strange stuff.....

It's some sort of conglomerated mulatto MONGREL class of Link List! BOTH Link Lists & Directories will be destroyed in such a movement!

docholly · 2006-12-31, 09:53 AM

gotta love a hybrid!!

Looks great and maybe it will kick my ass into submitting again...

... doubtful but hope, like surfer's dicks, springs eternal.

good Job, UW...

tigermom · 2006-12-31, 10:06 AM

Best of luck with the new site! I may actually submit my new FS to Whoring Wives now that you only require a recip to the main site

Useless · 2006-12-31, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by ladydesigner

I've just signed up for my submit account

Something just occured to me. You now have two Perve submit accounts. You could have logged into the new site with your WW/Earl partner account info.

Useless · 2006-12-31, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Greenie

It's some sort of conglomerated mulatto MONGREL class of Link List! BOTH Link Lists & Directories will be destroyed in such a movement!

I knew you'd approve.

You love watching my desperate attempts at destroying everything that makes sense on a link list, don't ya.

ladydesigner · 2006-12-31, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Something just occured to me. You now have two Perve submit accounts. You could have logged into the new site with your WW/Earl partner account info.

I didn't know that, sorry! You can delete the new one (I think I used the alias cadesigngirl).

plateman · 2006-12-31, 01:10 PM

looks good uw and good luck with it

Preacher · 2006-12-31, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

...As our friend Preacher said, "If they can go directly to the galleries, why would they bother with the free sites?"

Preacher
|bus|

Now why would a well respected linklist owner say something like that?

Now that you've made your scheme public, I will publicly state that I think your tag idea and the way you've implented it is not only creative, but borderline genius.

If you can stick with the site, keep it current an not get bored with it and turn it into a TGP and then into a linklist and then back into this hybrid directory, you may actually be onto something!

Useless · 2006-12-31, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Preacher

Now that you've made your scheme public, I will publicly state that I think your tag idea and the way you've implented it is not only creative, but borderline genius.

Borderline? Damn you, I went and stole that concept all on my own!

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Originally Posted by Preacher

If you can stick with the site, keep it current an not get bored with it and turn it into a TGP and then into a linklist and then back into this hybrid directory, you may actually be onto something!

Zing!

dareutwo · 2006-12-31, 02:06 PM

Since another big LL seems to be on crack, you get the front page.
I'll await endlessly for those thousands of hits per minute like the hun to rack up my stats

btw- geotargetting me is pointless. There's no pussy out there worth me driving 3 hours for

SaucyPanties · 2007-01-02, 08:06 AM

Looks good, will just have to sort out my domain name not being publically listed to my address and submit some material for you to look at |goodidea

Fonz · 2007-01-02, 08:17 AM

"duliebstmichnicht" LOL
Sure I do UW

Useless · 2007-01-02, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Fonz

"duliebstmichnicht" LOL
Sure I do UW

Right back at you Fonz

Receptor · 2007-08-02, 07:58 AM

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PUBLIC SUBMISSIONS CLOSED

When will you open public submissions again?

Useless · 2007-08-02, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Receptor

When will you open public submissions again?

Oh, that was a mistake. It should have read PUBIC SUBMISSIVES CLOTHED.

My minor emotional breakdown has run its course. (You'll have to get used to my quirky and explosive nature if you continue to submit to me.) Submissions are open and the submissives may run about with their genitals exposed once again. (Be happy that I didn't add a check box so that every submitter would be forced to agree with me that distasteful and illegal keywords are unforgivable. I have an entire rant on this subject waiting to explode out of me, so don't ask.)

I've moved the site into the world of Web 1.06. Registered perves may now comment on the links listed and save the links to their own perve space. (Though I haven't added the ability for them to delete saved links. I forgot.)

The old info or detail pages are now comment pages. Example

And this is what a registered user's page looks like this.

I haven't announced or placed any navigation to the new features on the site yet, but the new shit is functioning. I still need to add COPA and TOS shit to the registration page. Oh joy.

Preacher · 2007-08-02, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

The old info or detail pages are now comment pages. Example

I think your example needs more exposure!

Useless · 2007-08-02, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Preacher

I think your example needs more exposure!

Imagine the amount of surfer traffic you'd get if this thread was posted at the zoo. We need more surfmasters here.

Receptor · 2007-08-02, 06:17 PM

Great to have submissions back. So I can start submitting again

Thanks!

2006-12-30, 10:11 PM	#1
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	My Newest Creation and Other News Well, I've opened that new thing, PerveSpace, for public submissions. It requires a self-created account which you can do here. It's instant and almost completely painless - like brushing your teeth or anal sex. I'm a bastard, but I'm not a liar. Don't expect traffic - there isn't any. Could there be traffic some day on the horizon? Sure, anything is possible. Right? PerveSpace is more of a search engine scheme than a link list. In fact, I'm pretty sure my buddy GG wouldn't even call it a link list, because it's going to list a lot of strange stuff - not only free sites. I'll take free sites, galleries, individual blog posts, AVS sites, hubs and possibly other pages. My greatest demand is that the link submitted would contain some type of content that would interest Mr. or Mrs. Surfer. Outside the willingness to accept many different types of links, the only other big difference at the moment is tagging. I stole the concept of tagging from those bloggers and I'm not giving it back without a fight. (And I don't fight fair.) All links submitted will be tagged with up to three keywords/keyword phrases based primarily upon the link's description. Don't ask how I do it. It's all very scientific and mathmalogically compiphicated. What this means is that any link you submit will have up to six Perve pages linking back to it, as well as associating it with other similarly tagged links. Neat, huh. Will it help you in the search engines? I have no fucking clue. I am working on some other features, but I'm not mentioning them or creating deadlines because those other features are kicking my ass. Other Useless News - Filthy Earl's Filthy Fucking Links is now blue and I'm up to August as I slash and burn my way through the queue. Who the hell keeps submitting to that thing? Damn you all! Whoring Wives will no longer require a category recip, though I will leave up the cat recips for those who want to use them. Just link to the domain root and I'll be happy. Why? Because my recip is ugly and I'm tired of screwing with it. No, honestly - I mean it. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2006-12-31, 12:03 AM	#5
MrYum Arghhhh...submit yer sites ya ruddy swabs! Join Date: May 2004 Location: Sunny Florida! Posts: 5,108	Looks great UW Some very cool ideas incorporated there...hope it does well for ya __________________ Porno Flixxx Submissions SOTI Site Submissions Free Porn Resource Submissions

2006-12-31, 08:09 AM	#6
ladydesigner ~Serving Up Sinful Sex ~ Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Missouri City, Texas Posts: 1,928	Good luck with the new site UW. I've just signed up for my submit account and am holding my breath for that rush of traffic that I just know is going to flood my sites. __________________ Porn Pixie XxX ~ Looking for Link Trades

2006-12-31, 09:53 AM	#9
docholly Nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Sin-City USA Posts: 4,973	gotta love a hybrid!! Looks great and maybe it will kick my ass into submitting again... ... doubtful but hope, like surfer's dicks, springs eternal. good Job, UW... __________________ Support Indie Porn Sites OMGoddess You know you need some Bling!!

2006-12-31, 10:06 AM	#10
tigermom You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 893	Best of luck with the new site! I may actually submit my new FS to Whoring Wives now that you only require a recip to the main site __________________ XLEF

2006-12-31, 01:10 PM	#14
plateman What can I do - I was born this way LOL Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: ohio Posts: 3,086	looks good uw and good luck with it __________________ Submit to: Porn O Plenty XXX Links Reality Here

2006-12-31, 02:06 PM	#17
dareutwo You can't disprove anything with evidence that doesn't exist Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: NW Minnesota - pop 865 +/- 1 Posts: 2,038	Since another big LL seems to be on crack, you get the front page. I'll await endlessly for those thousands of hits per minute like the hun to rack up my stats btw- geotargetting me is pointless. There's no pussy out there worth me driving 3 hours for __________________ This is me Mark's-Links Last edited by dareutwo; 2006-12-31 at 02:10 PM..

2007-01-02, 08:06 AM	#18
SaucyPanties No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 231	Looks good, will just have to sort out my domain name not being publically listed to my address and submit some material for you to look at \|goodidea __________________ Saucy Used Panties

2007-01-02, 08:17 AM	#19
Fonz Former pr0n slinger. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Antwerp, Belgium Posts: 7,932	"duliebstmichnicht" LOL Sure I do UW __________________ See how I abuse little trees on my Shumi no Bonsai Blog

2007-08-02, 06:17 PM	#25
Receptor Ahhh ... sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: EU Posts: 208	Great to have submissions back. So I can start submitting again Thanks! __________________ I own no porn sites atm.