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A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
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It's Wednesday...my landlords are screwing again
Like clockwork, every Wendesday and Friday at 10:30 a.m. Not that that's a bad thing, it's just that...well, they think nobody else is home. I work from home, but they haven't figured that out. And...they're really loud. They sound like they're going to come through the ceiling. I'm happy for their continued passion into their golden years and nobody would like to celebrate their loud English as a second language love more than I, but, geez, could you turn it down a notch guys? Some of us are trying to sell porn!
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Lonewolf Internet Sales
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Record it and use it as backgroud audio for vid clips. LOL
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If there is nobody out there, that's a lot of real estate going to waste!
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Give them a camera to make some content.
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"Young dumb and full of cum"
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Maybe it's the day hubby hangs out with the boys.
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My eyes are up here.
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Put on a blindfold and go join them!
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#6 |
A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
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Oh Lord, 1000 times no!
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Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some tang it would be you
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I used to have neighbors like that, they were 50 years older and had more action than me, I was kinda traumatized because of them. Good for me they moved to another city
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What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
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Hi Annie what do you mean "clean free sites"?
Just wondering kinda new here. Thanks Mike |
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Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some tang it would be you
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Those are normal freesites without reciprocal links. They are commonly used to fill new link lists
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Nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus
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Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some tang it would be you
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They were 50 years older than me (if you have 20 and your 70 years old neighbors have more sex than you...well it makes you think
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A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
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They don't have more sex than we do, but they are louder. We make some effort to be be quiet so as not to disturb the house. They don't seem to have that issue
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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They're probably hard of hearing.
"Give it to me baby" "Huuuuhhhh?" "I said, give it to me baby" "Whaaaaaat?" "I said....."
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#14 |
A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
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Heh!
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Trying is the first step towards failure
Join Date: Feb 2004
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Tell your mom and dad to pipe it down, you're trying to work
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A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
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Well, that's going to haunt me
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That'll teach you to leave your sister unattended.....
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Shit - you mean to tell me it doesn't all end in two years?
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