Grocery store humor

[dareutwo]

So I go to the grocery store to get something for dinner.
Mind you this new town we move to has a population of about 800
I find the food, which in a farming community is actually quite fresh, and check out.

On the way out I read the bulletin board in case I'd actually miss something a neighbor wouldn't have already told me about, and see a single notebook page ad from the local beauty salon proclaiming "Free Facials!"

I stopped right there and started laughing.

While I'm standing in the entrance laughing and some blue haired (like 70 year old) lady comes walking in obviously hearing me laughing and looking and the bulletin board.

"No really, they are free" she said, "and really feel good too!"

At that point I was about to burst so I simply excused myself and left.

I guess we all have our kinks in this biz -
I'll try to bring the camera and see if the ad is still there tomorrow.