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Old 2009-01-16, 12:06 PM   #1
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The Geography Of Men And Women

The Geography of a Woman
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa,
Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe,
Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain,
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece,
Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain,
With a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel,
Has been through war and doesn’t make the same mistakes twice; Takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada,
Self-preserving but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes like Tibet,
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages …
Only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.


The Geography of a Man
Between 1 and 100, a man is like Iran, ruled by nuts.
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Old 2009-01-16, 01:06 PM   #2
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Lol I have to steal it
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Old 2009-01-16, 02:42 PM   #3
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The Geography of a Man
Between 1 and 100, a man is like Iran, ruled by nuts.
My nuts are under control, It's the "Dicktator" I have to watch out for.
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Old 2009-01-16, 03:02 PM   #4
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Fuck I never go to Tibet.
How stupid I was dreaming of this great travel to this country.
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Old 2009-01-17, 11:04 AM   #5
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Feel free to steal it, I did. I found it posted on an eBay blog.
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