Holy Shit . . Billy Mays is Dead!

domweb · 2009-06-28, 03:35 PM

Famous TV pitchman Bally Mays is dead at 50.

Is it weird that this makes me sadder than Jacko or Farrah dying this week?

Could you imagine Billy Mays doing an TV commercial for your adult website?

"And if you call in the next thirty minutes, we will EXTEND this offer to this premium website from THIRTY DAYS at only 19.99 to SIXTY DAYS at the introductory rate of only FIVE DOLLARS! You heard me. And if you sign up for our Special Yearly One Time rate of 179.00 we will send you our special Sex Toy Pick of the Week! Just pay shipping and handling."

The sales would have rocked.

2009-06-28, 03:35 PM	#1
domweb I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES Join Date: May 2004 Location: Midwest USA Posts: 85	Billy Mays is dead at 50 Famous TV pitchman Bally Mays is dead at 50. Is it weird that this makes me sadder than Jacko or Farrah dying this week? Could you imagine Billy Mays doing an TV commercial for your adult website? "And if you call in the next thirty minutes, we will EXTEND this offer to this premium website from THIRTY DAYS at only 19.99 to SIXTY DAYS at the introductory rate of only FIVE DOLLARS! You heard me. And if you sign up for our Special Yearly One Time rate of 179.00 we will send you our special Sex Toy Pick of the Week! Just pay shipping and handling." The sales would have rocked.

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