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Old 2003-12-14, 05:56 AM   #1
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Saddam Caught?

They got him, or so they think.
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Old 2003-12-14, 07:11 AM   #2
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I doubt it. I can never believe what the news says. They're always so busy making announcements, that they forget to get 100% positive ID's. This happened at the begining of the war when they thought we killed him. Don't be surprised if this claim is changed within the next 3 days.
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Old 2003-12-14, 07:23 AM   #3
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It's true turn your TV on
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Old 2003-12-14, 07:28 AM   #4
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They are showing him having a medical exam after capture in the Bagdad news conference.
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Old 2003-12-14, 07:38 AM   #5
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They are saying they have positive DNA proof that this is him.
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Old 2003-12-14, 08:29 AM   #6
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I wonder what they will do with him. Seems better to have just killed him on the spot.
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Old 2003-12-14, 08:35 AM   #7
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And then burned the body and ground down his teeth. during the war there were special ops forces with orders to make him disappear.
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Old 2003-12-14, 08:43 AM   #8
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I wonder what they will do with him. Seems better to have just killed him on the spot.
That was his tactic. We want to "appear" more civilized.
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Old 2003-12-14, 10:15 AM   #9
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Turn his ass over the crowds in the streets.
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Old 2003-12-14, 10:21 AM   #10
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Shave him, bathe him, put him in a little french maid outfit, and rent him out to do parties. He would make one hell of a conversation piece serving Cocktails and Hors d'oeuvres at your parties.

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Old 2003-12-14, 10:52 AM   #11
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thats great news.

personally i would have capped his ass right on the spot.
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Old 2003-12-14, 11:01 AM   #12
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Fidel and Sadaam .. separated at birth?? dayam those pics like it..





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Old 2003-12-14, 11:51 AM   #13
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Lived like a powerfull king in billion dollar palaces.
Captured like a powerless coward in a hole in the ground.
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Old 2003-12-14, 12:18 PM   #14
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Found in a hole with rats...he must have felt right at home! Slow torture is too good for this asshole.
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Old 2003-12-14, 12:22 PM   #15
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Very well put, Dr B

The politicians are going to make endless capital out of this (as is their wont), but all we really need to remember is that he is a cowardly,vicious, inhumane bastard son of a camel's right testicle.

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Old 2003-12-14, 12:41 PM   #16
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Shave him, bathe him, put him in a little french maid outfit, and rent him out to do parties. He would make one hell of a conversation piece serving Cocktails and Hors d'oeuvres at your parties.

You mean something along these lines?

I'm thinking the next Sextronix Cruise in Miami......
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Old 2003-12-14, 12:50 PM   #17
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Perfect!!!

Book him for seven parties or so a week and donate everything back to Iraq's people.

Then again maybe just leave him in a hole full of rats.


Anyone one less bad guy in the world. Hope they catch or kill Bin Laden soon.
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You mean something along these lines?

I'm thinking the next Sextronix Cruise in Miami......
I didn't know you and GG were buds with Saddam...
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You mean something along these lines?

I'm thinking the next Sextronix Cruise in Miami......
Hell lets bring him to vegas
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Saddam who???

Oh, the power of the American Dollar.
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Old 2003-12-14, 02:54 PM   #21
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And then burned the body and ground down his teeth. during the war there were special ops forces with orders to make him disappear.
They probably would have, except I'm sure that they want to do EVERYTHING they can to prove to the people of Iraq that it really IS him.
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Old 2003-12-14, 05:42 PM   #22
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Saddam Torture

They should pull out his toe and finger nailes then dry shave his whole body and dunk him a pool full of rubbing alcohol, all while forced to watch I love lucy or the three stooges reruns.

All joking aside. If they don't hang him he'll most likely end up at Guantanamo bay and gather inside intel.

one down and one more evil person to capture.


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Old 2003-12-14, 05:49 PM   #23
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Could always make him a link list reviewer.



Wait that is too inhuman even for him…
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Old 2003-12-14, 06:03 PM   #24
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Saddam Torture

Funny Cleo,


Would anyone really want that bad relation tied to them personally.


I think they should re-build the disney land ride "Its a small world after all" and have him ride it for the rest of his natural life.



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Could always make him a link list reviewer.



Wait that is too inhuman even for him…
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